the best precinct
rosa: can someone please come get this guys kid i am trying to ask him questions and this five year old is being annoying
gina: ask inez she likes kids from time to time
amy: She's in the bathroom.
gina: what about jake he's weird enough for kids
charles: He's also in the bathroom.
charles: You guys thinking what i'm thinking !!?????
amy: They had to go to the bathroom?
gina: inez had to shit and jake had to hold her hand
charles: NO they are having bathroom work sex
inez: guys shut up i'm spying
jake: same shh
gina: on who
inez: these uniformed officers
jake: we were heard one of them cheated on their wife with one of the other uniformed officers and the wife is here rn
inez: this is fun
jake: ikr
jake: I THINK THEY SAW US
inez: OH SHIT
1 hour later
inez: i'm actually gonna bust
jake: title of our sex tape
inez: why not just mine
jake: bc i'm going to be the one making u bust duh
inez: and that's it i'm putting my phone down the toilet
jake: WAIT NO
jake: i'll fix it
jake: title of YOUr sex tape
inez:
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rosa: hey can you buy some more stuff for babylon
inez: yes ma'am that's why i drug jake here
inez: he's very embarrassed bc i put tampons in the cart and i went to the bathroom
gina: BYE TAHTS SO FUNNY
jake: no it's not
jake: they are gonna think that i stick them up my ass
inez: boy what
jake: I DONT WANT TO STICK THINGS UO MY ASS
inez: title of ur sexy tape
jake: hey that's my line
inez: no i changed it
inez: i said sexy not sex
jake: i'll give it to u
jake: HA TITLE OF MY SEX TAPE
gina: god you really need help
