the best precinct
inez: bye guys so i'm at holts and cheddar was trying to come outside w me so i let him out w me and then he pushed me into the pool..
gina: i don't think a dog can do that
inez: yeah he can't i just wanted to swim
jake: wait can i come over to swim
inez: yup
inez: bring some alcohol
jake: i am not bringing alcohol you got drunk three days ago
inez: please
jake: no
inez: pretty please w a cherry on top
jake: i'm omw but with no booze
inez: ima doordash it
gina: you can doordash alcohol?
inez: yeah i did it the other day
gina: omg this makes life sm easier
inez: ikr
three hours later
rosa: YOU CAN DOORDASH BOOZE?????????
gina: you are a little late sweetie
rosa: sorry
rosa; i was busy
gina; doing what
rosa: stuff that i do
gina: right
gina: well inez is hanging out with jake sooo do u wanna hang out
rosa; yeah i'm down
rosa: are we doing the same thing we always do?
gina: yeah minus the dinner i alr ate
rosa: same
inez: i got a hat that says i heart hot dads
inez: wait guys if you get drunk please bring me some alcohol
jake: your doing to become an alcoholic
inez: one time i went on a 7 day bender and i am not no alcoholic
jake: okay now that's crazy
gina; dang girl 7 days?
gina; were you okay after that
inez; oh i don't remember past day 4
inez: i'm pretty sure i almost got arrested on day 5
inez: i broke into someone else apartment on day 6
inez: and i threw up repeatedly day 7
inez: this was from all the videos my friends took
inez: also don't take videos if your commuting crimes
jake: holy shit
jake: idk if i'm turned on or worried for your liver
gina: or both
rosa; it's most definitely both
6 hours later
inez: JAKE LET ME FALL ASLEEP OUTSIDE AND NOW MY BOOBS R BURNT
jake: you looked comfy
inez: EVERYTHING HIRTS
jake: i told you to let me massage them
inez: NOT NOW JAKE
inez: wait can you get me my lotion out of the guest room
jake; yes am i gonna massage them
inez: no i am
jake: damn can i watch
inez: jake no
