Virat: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Rishab, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Jasi: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices?
Hardik: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight
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Shreyas : Dom or sub?
Rishab: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Virat: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Yuzi: The cow???
Virat: What?
Rohit: ......W H Y?
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Yuzi: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Rohit, sighs: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Mahi: This can't get any worse.
Virat: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
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Rohit : Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Rahul, sighing : It's kind of complicated, but Hardik-
Rohit : Got it. Forget I asked.
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Rohit, tending to Rishab's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Rishab: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend
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Jassi, to Hardik: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Rohit: i swear, if you don't get enough sleep, i will tie you to your bed.
Virat : kinky!
Rohit: please sleep.
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Mahi: I've seen it all. Nothing shocks me anymore. Except maybe Rohit's dance moves.
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Yuzi: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Jaddu: That's a snake.
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Saurabh: Just trust your gut!
Rahul: Babe, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission .
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Mahi: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Virat, panicking : Which one? I can't do both.
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Hardik, on call: Rahul, I'm lost.
Rahul, exasperated: Again?
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Shreyas: Are you my Wi-fi?
Rishab : No?
