Hardik: I have good news and bad news! What do you want to hear first?
Rahul: Good news?
Hardik: I won't do it again.
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Virat: I told you, I am perfect.
Rohit: You set our kitchen on fire five minutes ago-
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Kidnapped, on-call: I have one of your child-
Mahi: Keep him.
Kidnapper: Wha-that's not how-
Mahi: I will pay you.
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Hardik: I desire moisture.
Jassi: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Jaddu: I love sunglasses.
Jaddu: Am I looking at a tree? Am I sleeping? Nobody knows.
Jaddu: *proceeds to put on sunglasses and stare at Kul's ass*
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Ishan: How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover them?
Hardik: Ishu , it's 2 am-
Ishan: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Aswin: Why are you ignoring Rohit?
Virat: I am playing hard to get.
Aswin: ... You are already hard to want.
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Jaddu: Remember, the quickest way to a man's heart is-
Jassi: Through his stomach?
Jaddu: No. Through his fourth and fifth rib. Stab him when he starts giving you headaches.
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Gautam, trying to look out of the window: You are blocking my view.
Virat: I am the view.
Gautam: ....
*Gautam pushes Virat out of the window*
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Rohit: Real life should have a fucking search function or something.
Rohit: I can't find my socks.
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Kul: I heard an interesting rumor today-
Rishab: Only 1? I started at least 12 today.
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Aswin: Remember, murder is never the answer.
Virat: Of course not; it's a question.
Jaddu: And the answer is yes.
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Yuzi: I just finished a 50 pieces puzzle. It took me four weeks.
Kul: Four weeks? That's long.
Yuzi: You think? On the box, It said 2 to 4 years.
Kul: ....
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Rishab: How stupid do you think I am?!
Rohit: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Shreyas: When you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was exp-
Rishab: *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?
Shreyas: Holy shit-
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Aswin: How's your day going?
Rohit: It was great until 10 am.
Aswin: Why? What happened?
Rohit, deep sigh: I woke up.
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Yuvi, stroking Gautam's hair: You're so cute.
Gautam, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.
Yuvi, lovingly: I know.
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Surya: How did you two get arrested??
Ishan:....
Hardik:....
Rahul, rubbing his temple: They got pulled over, and when the officer asked, 'Papers?', Ishu yelled "Scissors!" and Hardik drove off.
Surya: *speechless*
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Virat: Looking hot as always, Mr. Sharma.
Rohit, blushing: We are married now; no need to use my last name.
Virat: I was talking to the mirror.
Rohit: .....
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Rishab : At times like this, I wish I had listened to Rohit bhaiya.
Kidnapper: Why? What did he say?
Rishab: I don't know; I wasn't listening.
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Subh: Hey Ishu, can I get your signature real quick?
Ishan, confused: Sure?
Ishan: ....
Ishan: Subh, this is a marriage certificate.
Subh, pulling out a ring: And?
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Virat, sipping tea: So, how's life?
Rahul: It's alright, I gues-
*Hardik walks into room smiling*
Rahul: Life's beautiful.
Virat: ... whipped.
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(This was fun to write 🤭)
Bye-bye~
