part XVII

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Someone: Go to hell.

Virat : Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

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Hardik: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Rahul: Sure, What's on menu?

Hardik: ..... I can't cook.

Rahul: ......

Rahul: You want me to cook?

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Rohit is trying to get five seconds of sleep-

Rishab, whispering: Bhaiya.

Rohit: ........

Rishab, poking Rohit's arm: Bhaiya. Bhaiya. Bhaiya. Bhaiya.

Rohit: WHAT?

Rishab: ...We're out of Capri Sun-

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Subh, throwing a pokeball at Ishan : I caught you!

Ishan , not looking up from his phone and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Hardik : If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a pet dinosaur!

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Jaddu : What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?

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Hardik: Good news!

Ishan, excitedly : You are pregnant!!

Hardik: I- WHAT?

ICT: ......* looks at Rahul*

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Aswin: Are you mad?

Jaddu : No.

Aswin: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Hardik, calling Jassi : Any plans for tonight?

Jassi, already in bed: No.

Hardik: Get ready. We are going for robbery.

Jassi: WHAT ROBBERY !?

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Yuvi: You might not know this, Gautam , but I am a flawed person.

Gautam, sipping tea: I do know that but continue.

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Rohit and Jaddu talking about Virat -

Rohit : When he was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Jaddu: Please. When Virat was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Hardik: Do you have any long term goals?

Rahul: Just death.

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Subh, in romantic mood: Wanna sleep in my room tonight?

Ishan: No, thank. I have insomnia.

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Rohit: What do we do when we are bored?

Hardik: Go to any unknown wedding and scream 'How could you? I loved you.' And then, enjoy the drama.

Rohit: Hardik, No-

Virat, at the same time: Take me with you next time.

Mahi: *sighs deeply*

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Hardik: Am I useless?

Jassi, putting out the fire: No.

Hardik: Really?

Jassi: You could be used as a bad example.

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Rohit: Move, you are blocking my view.

Virat: I am the view.

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Rohit: Do you ever think that one of these days, Mahi bhai is going to snap and commit murder?

Virat: I'm pretty certain that Mahi bhai has already committed murder but no one has been able to trace it to him.

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Sonu: Is this seat free?

Mahi: .... This is my lap.

Sonu: That doesn't answer my question.

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Virat: Baby, Why don't you join me? The bed is comfortable.

Rohit: We are in IKEA.

Virat, striking a seductive pose: And?

Rohit, exasperated: Virat, please. People are watching.

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Rishab,  first day on the job as a drug dealer: We don't have coke, is pepsi okay?

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Mahi: Why do you attrack people with words?

Virat: You want me to use rocks?

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Ishan: Bhaiya, I did something terrible.

Hardik: I have a shovel.

Ishan: I – wait, what do you think I did?

Hardik: It's okay, no one will know.

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Rohit, exasperated: Murder is never the answer.

Virat: Murder is question.

Jaddu: And answer is yes.

*Jaddu and Virat hi-five*

Rohit: Atleast, I tried –

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Therapist: Rate your pain on scale on 0 to 10.

Mahi: Pi.

Mahi: Minimal and never-ending.

Therapist: What the actual fuck–

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Hardik, arguing: Fuck me if I am wrong  but–

Rahul: You are wrong.

Hardik: I didn't even say–

Rahul, taking off his shirt: You are wrong. 

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Do comment and let me know how was it ~!

*bows*
*takes leave*

(P.s: I have started an ict oneshot book. It has only two chapters yet. If you feel like it, do check it out! Comments are appreciated!)

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