part XVII

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by lostsoulofhope
by lostsoulofhope
                                        
                                                  Someone: Go to hell.
Virat : Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
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Hardik: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Rahul: Sure, What's on menu?
Hardik: ..... I can't cook.
Rahul: ......
Rahul: You want me to cook?
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Rohit is trying to get five seconds of sleep-
Rishab, whispering: Bhaiya.
Rohit: ........
Rishab, poking Rohit's arm: Bhaiya. Bhaiya. Bhaiya. Bhaiya.
Rohit: WHAT?
Rishab: ...We're out of Capri Sun-
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Subh, throwing a pokeball at Ishan : I caught you!
Ishan , not looking up from his phone and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Hardik : If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a pet dinosaur!
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Jaddu : What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
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Hardik: Good news!
Ishan, excitedly : You are pregnant!!
Hardik: I- WHAT?
ICT: ......* looks at Rahul*
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Aswin: Are you mad?
Jaddu : No.
Aswin: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Hardik, calling Jassi : Any plans for tonight?
Jassi, already in bed: No.
Hardik: Get ready. We are going for robbery.
Jassi: WHAT ROBBERY !?
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Yuvi: You might not know this, Gautam , but I am a flawed person.
Gautam, sipping tea: I do know that but continue. 
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Rohit and Jaddu talking about Virat -
Rohit : When he was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."
Jaddu: Please. When Virat was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Hardik: Do you have any long term goals?
Rahul: Just death.
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Subh, in romantic mood: Wanna sleep in my room tonight?
Ishan: No, thank. I have insomnia.
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Rohit: What do we do when we are bored?
Hardik: Go to any unknown wedding and scream 'How could you? I loved you.' And then, enjoy the drama.
Rohit: Hardik, No-
Virat, at the same time: Take me with you next time.
Mahi: *sighs deeply*
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Hardik: Am I useless?
Jassi, putting out the fire: No.
Hardik: Really?
Jassi: You could be used as a bad example.
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Rohit: Move, you are blocking my view.
Virat: I am the view.
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Rohit: Do you ever think that one of these days, Mahi bhai is going to snap and commit murder?
Virat: I'm pretty certain that Mahi bhai has already committed murder but no one has been able to trace it to him.
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Sonu: Is this seat free?
Mahi: .... This is my lap.
Sonu: That doesn't answer my question. 
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Virat: Baby, Why don't you join me? The bed is comfortable. 
Rohit: We are in IKEA.
Virat, striking a seductive pose: And?
Rohit, exasperated: Virat, please. People are watching.
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Rishab,  first day on the job as a drug dealer: We don't have coke, is pepsi okay?
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Mahi: Why do you attrack people with words?
Virat: You want me to use rocks?
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Ishan: Bhaiya, I did something terrible. 
Hardik: I have a shovel.
Ishan: I – wait, what do you think I did?
Hardik: It's okay, no one will know.
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Rohit, exasperated: Murder is never the answer. 
Virat: Murder is question. 
Jaddu: And answer is yes.
*Jaddu and Virat hi-five*
Rohit: Atleast, I tried –
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Therapist: Rate your pain on scale on 0 to 10.
Mahi: Pi.
Mahi: Minimal and never-ending.
Therapist: What the actual fuck–
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Hardik, arguing: Fuck me if I am wrong  but–
Rahul: You are wrong. 
Hardik: I didn't even say–
Rahul, taking off his shirt: You are wrong.  
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Do comment and let me know how was it ~!
*bows*
*takes leave*
(P.s: I have started an ict oneshot book. It has only two chapters yet. If you feel like it, do check it out! Comments are appreciated!)