Virat : Wake up! The sun is shining!
Rohit, pulling up the covers: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
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Hardik : I am a responsible adult!
Rahul: *raises brow*
Hardik : I am an adult.
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Young Jaddu: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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Hardik: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Rohit , cooking the fish: .... Your fish?
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Mahi: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?
Jaddu: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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Hardik : English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Rahul: Paper art ?
Hardik : That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Rahul: ... Hardik.
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Jaddu: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Mahi : I’m worried about you.
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Kul: Oh, they left the bowl out?
Kul: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”
Yuzi : Nobody around though…
*Yuzi grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*
Kul: NO—
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Rishab: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?
*Five minutes later*
Rishab, calling Rohit: BHAIYA, I'VE BEEN STABBED.
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Mahi: Why aren’t you sleeping?
Yuvi: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Mahi.
Mahi:
Yuvi: ...The nightmares.
Mahi: *wrapping his arms around Yuvi* Awwww, sweetie-
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Hardik : Did you miss me while I was gone?
Rahul: You were gone?
Hardik: ˙◠˙
Rahul: No wonder, everything felt so dull and colourless, sunshine.
Hardik : ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
Virat: Whipped.
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Shreyas: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Rishab: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
