Bhuvi, opening the fridge-
Bhuvi: What the- why are you both in the fridge?
Yuzi: We were making a cake.
Rishab: The recipe said to chill in the fridge for two hours.
Bhuvi: .....
Bhuvi: * shuts the fridge door*
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Jaddu: The path to inner peace begins with four words.
Jaddu: "not my fucking problem."
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Ishan: Bhaiya, waffles are like pancakes with abs.
Rahul: Sometimes I wonder how your brain works.
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Outside the exam hall-
Jassi: What did you get for no. 12?
Hardik: Nitrogen.
Jassi: That was a math paper.
Hardik: Oh shit-
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Virat: Sometimes, I sleep at 10:30 pm, sometimes at 4:00 am, and sometimes, never.
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Mahi: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Gautam: Yup.
Gautam: Don't think you're special.
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Yuzi: My head hurts.
Jaddu: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Shreyas: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Rishab: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Shreyas: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Ishan: I have a few guns up my sleeve.
Rahul: Don't you mean cards?
Hardik: He does not.
Ishan, pulling out two tiny Nerf guns: I do not.
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Rohit: Do you trust me?
Virat: What? Of course I do. I will always trust you.
5 minutes later-
Virat: I can't find the remote. Are you sitting on it?
Rohit: No.
Virat:.....
Virat: Stand up.
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Rahul: I am never talking to you again.
Hardik: ......
Hardik: Earth isn't a planet.
Rahul: How the fuck Earth isn't a planet–
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Subhman: I told Ishan to embrace his mistake.
Virat: And?
Subh: He hugged me.
Virat: .....
Hardik: *laughing on the floor*
