Virat: Rohit, get up. Today is leg day.
Rohit, pulling up the covers: Every day is leg day when you are busy running away from your problems.
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Ishan: Bhaiya, Do you want to hear a joke?
Rahul: I am more into dark humor.
Ishan: *switching off the lights* Okay, so-
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Rohit: Bhai, who would you swipe right for? Yuvi paa or Jaddu?
Mahi, not even looking up from the newspaper: I would delete the app.
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Rishab: Isn't it odd how people kill flies just because they're annoying? If people killed people for being annoying, I would've died like 15 years ago.
Kul: At least you are self-aware.
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Rohit: Why is the house on fire?
Hardik, pouting: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Rohit, in tears: It's the third time this week. I don't have enough money.
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Cop: Sir, you are under arrest.
Rishab: ......
Cop: .....
Rishab: For stealing your heart?
Cop: Sir, you ran three red lights.
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Aswin: How petty can you get?
Virat: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Rohit, looking at ICT: What the fuck am I actually doing in my life?
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Jaddu: When I see initials craved into tree with a heart, I think it is so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Rohit: Virat and I are-
ICT: You both are finally getting married!?
Virat: No- we-
ICT, pulling out a pendrive: Sit down; we have the whole thing planned.
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Subh, blushing: I have feelings for you.
Ishan: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Virat: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face, but with words!
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Jassi: Hardik is such an idiot.
Someone else: Yeah, he is so stupid.
Jassi, glaring at that person: Say that again, I dare you.
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Aswin: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Jaddu, sipping tea: Exactly, you should kill two killers. Better for business.
Aswin: ......
Aswin: Sometimes you scare me.
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Hardik: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Ishan: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
Hardik: That makes sense.
Rahul: *facepalms in background*
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Virat: Rohit, it says your blood pressure is 260 over 60.
Rohit: nice.
Virat, panicking: ROHIT, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!
Rohit: N I C E.
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Shreyas, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Ishan, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Rishab, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Subhman: What the fuck are we even playing?!
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*takes off hat and bows*
*closes the curtain*
