Jassi : I hate to disagree with you, but-
Hardik: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.
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Rohit , admiring a sleeping Virat: You’re so cute.
Virat, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Rohit , lovingly: I know.
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Jassi: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Hardik : No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Jassi, : They are not for eating –
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Ishan : I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Rahul: Why not?
Ishan : Because I don't know what they mean.
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Jaddu: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Aswin : Isn’t that just killing people?
Jaddu: Ah, technically.
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Rishab : Can we talk? One 10 to another?
Ishan: I’m an 11, but continue.
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Virat: You wanna fight?
Rohit: what–
Virat: All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
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Jaddu : If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it.
Jaddu : So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.
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Hardik : So, I've been thinking Rahul-
Rahul: That's dangerous.
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Shreyas, covering Rishab's eyes: Guess who?
Rishab: Pizza delivery guy?
Shreyas: ..No.
Rishab: Brad Pitt?
Shreyas: What–
Rishab: Tooth fairy?
Shreyas: Why the fuck –
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Ishan: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Subh : That’s not a lot of inches.
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Jassi: Any idiot would know that.
Hardik : I knew that!
Jassi: See?
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Rishab: Bhaiya ? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds in colors, should I worry?
Rohit, face-palming : Rishu, I swear to god—
Virat, caling 911: I need an ambulance, a psychiatrist and a fucking priest!
