Hardik: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Rohit: hardik, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Virat : Sorry, it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Hardik : No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
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Rohit: Dirt!
Rishab: Mmmmm... Tasty...
Rohit: The D in Dirt stands for "Do not eat this, please."
Rishab: But the I R T stands for "It's Really Tasty
Rohit ( in tears) : ...... why?
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Jassi: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Hardik: Even better!
Jassi: What the fuck did you-
Hardik: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy
Rahul ( sighing ) : why did you sent him alone ?
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Jaddu: What is you going for Halloween?
Yuzi: A clown.
Jaddu: great, we don’t need to get you a costume then.
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Jassi: I have a problem.
Hardik: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
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Rishab: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Shreyas: So what are your political beliefs?
Rishab, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Therapist: Why do you think you feel that way?
Jaddu : *Buzzfeed unsolved voice* Let's get into the theories!
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Yuzi: How stupid do you think I am?!
Rohit: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Jaddu : If your hands are cold it's just your ghost boyfriend holding your hand.
Bhuvi : My feet are cold.
Jaddu : well, good luck.
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Virat: You think being gay is hard? Try telling people you're only attracted to clowns.
Jaddu : Narcissism isn't cute.
Virat :...
Virat : There's literally no possible response I can make to this where I come out as a winner.
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