Mahi : You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Jaddu : That's why I carry two swords.
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Yuzi: What’s sexting?
Rohit: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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Rishab : Rohit bhai, wanna hear a funny joke?
Rohit : I only like dark humor.
Rishab, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Rohit:....
Rishab : An IMPASTA!
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Hardik: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Jassi: No.
Hardik: *punches wall*
Rahul: ....
Jassi: ....
Hardik:....
Hardik ( in tears) : Take me to the hospital.
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Rohit, pointing: Can I sit there?
Virat : That's my lap.
Rohit: That doesn't answer my question.
virat: ...
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Rishab A theif.
Virat: Thief?
Rishab: Theif.
Virat: I before E, except after C.
Rishab: Thceif.
Virat: why do i even try—
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Jaddu: You need a hobby.
Virat : I have a hobby!
Jaddu: Drooling over Rohit isn’t a hobby.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your child.
Rohit: Which one? I have too many.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
Rohit ( checking off Jassi and Rahul) : Which one? I still have too many.
Yuzi, distantly: HEY!!!
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Hardik: We have a problem.
Rahul, exasperated: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Rohit: I feel like doing something stupid.
Virat: I’m stupid, do me.
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Virat : Well, remember when Rohit made a romantic dinner for me?
Jaddu : Virat, he microwaved you a pizza.
Virat: .....
Virat : It was so romantic.
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Rahul: Hardik, you were so wasted last night.
Hardik: I wasn't that drunk!
