Jaddu: Please pray for Yuzi.
Virat: Why? What happened to him?
Jaddu: Nothing; he is just very stupid.
Yuzi: HEY-
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Ishan: Bhaiya, What will happen if you press the gas and the brake at the same time?
Rishab: Obviously, the car will take a screenshot, Ishu.
Rohit, already feeling a headache: Just get out of my car, both of you.
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Jaddu, cracking his knuckles: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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Rahul: Are you okay?
Virat: Yeah, why?
Rahul: You asked the cashier at the mall earlier if the damage control shampoo worked on emotions too...
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Therapist: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Rishab: Awww, thanks-
Therapist: That's not a good thing.
Rishab: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
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Rohit, at some point: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”
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Rahul: This is a bad idea.
Hardik: Then why are you coming along?
Rahul, sighs: Because someone needs to carry you back home.
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Rohit, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Jaddu, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
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Ishan: I'm going to dunk on you.
Subh: Bring a ladder.
Ishan: ...
Ishan: Keep that up, and I will make your murder a BuzzFeed mystery.
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Subh: You know what they say about big hands.
Ishan: You can grab an infant by the skull like a claw machine?
Subh: What– No.
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Virat, angrily: Fuck you.
Rohit: Okay, I'm down.
Virat: ..... w-what?
Rohit: Just say when and where.
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Jassi: So, when are we going to tell him?
Rahul: Give him some more minutes.
Hardik: *pushing a door that says pull in big letters*
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Rishab: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
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Rohit: Guys, what's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Virat: Exercise more!
Jaddu: Set yourself on fire.
Aswin, sighs: The two kinds of people.
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Hardik, texting Rahul: Hey, what are you doing?
Rahul: Wondering why I'm still alive.
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Mahi: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Virat: Bhai, you left me and Rohit in a mall parking lot at 2 am two days ago.
Mahi: That was on purpose. Try again.
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Jassi: Explain yourself.
Hardik: It was an accident, I swear-
Jassi: How do yoU AcCidEntly thrOw a tAble out of WinDow ?!?
Hardik: TheRe was a sPidEr on it-
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Rishab: Did it hurt?
Shreyas: What?
Rishab: When you fell from heaven?
Shreyas, leaning closer: Oh, I don't know. You tell me, Angel.
Rishab: *blushes furiously*
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Rohit: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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Rahul: Hardik... you've been cuddling with me for over two hours now.
Hardik: *muffled* mm hmmm.
Rahul: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Hardik: (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
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*phew*
Do let me know how was it!
