Virat : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Rohit : You and me!
Virat: *tearing up* Ok.
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Ash : *watching the ICT's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Mahi : I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
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Rahul ( passing their phone to Hardik) : I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.
Hardik ( passing the phone back to Rahul) : I'm passing the phone to my best friend!
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Virat: is he stupid?
Mahi : Yes, but he prefers to be called rohit.
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Rohit is considering cancelling plans, and jaddu and Virat are advising him on what to do*
Jaddu: Just don't go.
Virat : Say you’re ill!
Jaddu: Pretend to break your leg.
Virat : Really break your leg!
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The Squad is on a hike —
Rohit: It’s beautiful out here.
Virat : And quiet.
Rahul: Too quiet.
Rohit : Did we lose someone?
*cut to hardik with a bear in a headlock*
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Virat & Rohit: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Virat: We need an adult!
Rohit: Virat, you are an adult!
Virat : We need an adultier adult! Get Mahi bhai!
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Rahul : The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Jassi : I would say infinitesimally.
Hardik: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Rohit: Mahi bhai, why is Virat intruding on our cuddle time?
Virat : Mahi bhai, why is Ro intruding on our cuddle time?
Mahi ( feeling the incoming headache) : Please… I have two hands…
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Jaddu: We all have our demons.
Rohit , grabbing virat: This one’s mine!
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Virat : We need a diversion. I say Rohit gets naked.
Mahi: No.
Virat : I could get naked.
ICT : NO!!!
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Hardik : Adulting is hard.
Hardik: How do I quit!?
Virat : Time travel.
Rohit ( inhaling his 12th coffee ) : Die.
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Rohit ( in argument with someone) : I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Jassi, rushing in: bhaiya! Vi bhaiya tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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Virat : *pitches an idea*
Rohit, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Jaddu, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Virat: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Rohit: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Virat: I said within reason, Rohit. How about I murder that guy?
Rohit: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Virat: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Rahul: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Hardik : It was autocorrect.
Rahul: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Hardik ( sweating nervously): Yes
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Virat: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Rohit: WHY?!
Virat: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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Hardik: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Rahul !
Rahul : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Virat : I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Rohit : That's great, Virat. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years
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Virat : Stop doing that.
Rohit: Stop doing what?
Virat : Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Rahul : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Hardik : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Rahul : ...
Rahul : You mean ring bearER, right?
Hardik: ...
Rahul : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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