Virat: Why are you staring at me like that?
Mahi, sighs: I'm just thinking how peaceful it would be if you had a mute button.
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Rahul, looking at the mess : If you weren't so pretty, Hardik, I'd murdered you.
Hardik: Aww baby, I love you too.
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On a dinner date-
Shreyas: That was amazing.
Rishabh: What was? The food or me?
Shreyas: The food.
Rishabh: *pouts*
Shreyas: I have yet to taste you, sweetheart.
Rishabh: *blushes*
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Rohit and Virat are staring are each other-
Jaddu: Welcome to another episode of unresolved sexual tension.
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Kul: You are pretty dumb.
Yuzi: You think I am pretty?
Kul:.....
Kul: yes.
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ICT, after Hardik threw a party-
Hardik: Did you all have fun?
Rahul: I had to clean up your mess.
Rohit: I had to bail you out of jail.
Jassi: I had to apologize to the neighbor for the noise.
Virat: And I had to explain to the police that it wasn't my party.
Hardik: ......
Hardik: Sounds like a success.
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Virat: W-why does this salad taste so bad?
Yuzi: Hey i worked hard on that.
Virat: Did you at least wash the lettuce?
Yuzi: Of course! I even used soap.
Virat: ......
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Mahi in a Interview -
Interviewer: What's your secret to be Caption Cool of ICT?
Mahi: Very strong alcohol.
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Rohit: Why are you staring at me?
Virat: You remind me of someone.
Rohit: Who?
Virat: My future husband.
Rohit: How-
Virat, down on one knee: Marry Me-
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Aswin: Where's Hardik and Yuzi?
Rohit: Somewhere out there, disappointing me.
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Jaddu: You're insane!
Virat : Sure I am, what's your point?
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Hardik: I wrote you a short love note, reminding you of all the reasons I love you.
Rahul: Short? Sunshine, This is FIFTEEN PAGES long-
Hardik: Sorry, I ran out of pages.
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Subh: I called you like ten times! Why didn't you pick up?
Ishan : *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Ishan : I didn't hear it.
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Kul: What are you doing with my phone?
Yuzi: It's our phone now.
Kul: Since when?
Yuzi: Since I changed the lock screen to a picture of us.
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Mahi: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yuvi: Only when I look in the mirror.
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Virat: Why is your hand on my ass, again?
Rohit: It's my stress relief ball.
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Aswin: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Jaddu : Oh, we've had worse.
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Ishan : I hate you.
Subh: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Jaddu : People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!
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Virat and Jaddu in a car-
Jaddu: Virat , if you don't shut up about Rohit, I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
Virat: *click*
Jaddu : DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!
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Hardik: Do you ever get water hungry?
Jassi: .....
Rahul: Thirsty?
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Mahi : What are you doing here?
Jaddu: I could ask you the same question.
Mahi : I live here. This is my house.
Jaddu: I should probably ask you a different question.
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Jassi: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Hardik: I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question.
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Rahul: You look really good in those clothes.
Hardik: Thanks, I got-
Rahul: Take it off.
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*deep exhale*
*phew*
Do let me know how was it~!
