Mahi: Why are you like this??
Gautam: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid, and I haven't felt any emotion since then.
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Yuzi: I am such an idiot.
Kul: .....
Yuzi: ....
Kul: If you are expecting me to disagree, it's going to be a long night.
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Mahi: If something scares and excites you at the same time, you should do it.
Rohit: Time to slap Virat while he is sleeping.
Mahi: ......
Mahi: *sighs*
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Ishan: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap.
Rahul: What?
Ishan: Steal it!
Rahul, exsperated: Ishu, No-
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Rohit: I have a problem.
Virat: Kill it.
Aswin, glaring at Virat: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Rahul: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?
Hardik: What's wrong with 'sticky nut juice'?
Jassi, exsperated: Everything! Every fucking thing!
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Gautam: I don't like people, but you are OK, I guess.
Yuvi, in disbelief: I am your boyfriend-
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Rahul: You are strangely quiet.
Hardik: What? You want me to moan or something?
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Virat and Rohit in an argument-
Virat: I was attracted to you first.
Rohit: Well, I confessed first.
Virat: Well, I asked you out first.
Rohit: Well, I said I love you first.
Virat: Well...
Virat: *getting down on one knee and taking out the ring box*
Virat, smiling: I proposed first.
Rohit: Wait- What?
Mahi, muttering under his breath: Finally!
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Hardik and Ishan are staring out of the window and giggling-
Rahul, entering the room: What are you two doing?
Hardik: The TV was not working, so now we're watching a couple break up across the street.
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Rohit, looking at the mess: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Rishab: .....
Yuzi: ......
Hardik: .....
Rohit, sighing: Just get me two beers.
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Virat: I prevented a murder today.
Aswin: Really? How did you do that?
Virat: Self-control.
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Virat, at some point: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
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Interviewer: What's your name?
Virat: Hired.
interviewer: You're Hired?
Virat: Thank you. I am looking forward to working with you.
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Rohit, in tears: Kill me nowwwww.
Younger Hardik: Sorry, Bhaiya, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Subhman: *hugging Ishan*
Ishan: What are you doing?
Subh: Appreciating little things in life.
Ishan: .....
Ishan: Die.
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Peacock: *spreads feather at Hardik*
Jassi: It's trying to attract you as its mate.
Hardik: *shyly unbuttons his shirt*
Rahul: Hardik, no-
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Rohit: Ah Shit, I forgot.
Virat: Forgot what?
Rohit: ......
Rohit: How do you expect me to answer that?
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Rishab: Hello, can I get a glass of wine?
Cashier: Sir... This is a McDonald's.
Rishab: Oh, I am sorry.
Rishab: Can I get a glass of McWine?
Shreyas, dragging Rishab away: I apologise. Please ignore him.
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Rahul: Why do you have scratches all over your body?
Hardik: * flashback to him fighting with a raccoon after Rahul told him to leave it alone*
Hardik, sweating nervously: I am having an affair.
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Jaddu: WHY ARE YOU LATE?
Rohit: Sorry, I overslept.
Jaddu: IT'S THE WEDDING!
Rohit: I overslept.
Jaddu, exsperated: YOU ARE THE FUCKING GROOM!?
Rohit: WHAT DID I JUST SAY? I OVERSLEPT!
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*Takes off the hat and bows*
*closes the curtain*
