part XV

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Hardik: I am sorry.

Rahul: For what?

Hardik: Oh! You haven't seen the kitchen yet?

Rahul: WhAt dId yoU Do noW -

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Yuzi: You don't know anything about me!

Kul : I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

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Mahi: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Virat: Thank you for your sacrifice, Rohit .

Rohit: What....?

*a few moments later -

Rohit: VIRAT!!! (ง'̀-'́)ง

Mahi: *sighs*

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Virat: As your best friend-

Rohit: Jaddu is my best friend.

Virat, holding a knife: As your BEST FRIEND -

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Rahul : It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.

Ishan, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

Rahul, to Hardik: I told you to not leave him with Jaddu alone.

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Rohit: If there is a fire today, you're out of my will.

Hardik: .....

Hardik: I am in YOUR WILL?

Rohit: Why are you surprised?

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Mahi: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Jaddu: Unless you're home alone.

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Rohit: Choke me, please.

Virat, smirking: You are into that?

Rohit: No, I want to die.

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Hardik: Rahul, you don't love me.

Rahul: Baby, you are in my lap, wearing my clothes and listening to my music. What more do you want?

Hardik: .... Ice-cream.

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Virat : I've only ever said 'I love you' to two people in my entire life: Rohit and a guy in a dark ally who I mistook for Rohit.

Rahul: Why were you in a dark ally-

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Ishan : I love murder mysteries!

Subh, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Ishan: ......

Hardik, calling his lawyer: Get me a restraining order.

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Rishab: Bhai, sun-

Shreyas: Hold on-

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