Ishan: I am quick in math.
Rahul: Oh, what's 9 times 11?
Ishan: 38.
Rahul : That's not even close.
Ishan, grinning: It was quick.
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Rishab: How stupid does Rohit bhaiya think we are?
Yuzi: Sometimes he just gives us pictures of food instead of shopping list.
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Jassi and Rahul are laughing -
Hardik: Stop laughing!
Virat: What happened?
Hardik: I was trying to say ' I left my phone in the car' but instead, I said ' I left my cone in the phar'.
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Rohit, holding a pant : what would you call it?
Jassi ( confused) : A Pant?
Rohit: Hardik, tell Jassi what you told me.
Hardik: ass shirt.
Jassi: .....
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Sonu: what are we doing?
Mahi: Wasting our life.
Sonu: ... I meant for lunch.
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Virat: Damn, the power went out.
Rishab: Don't worry, I got this.
Virat: What-
Rishab: *shakes rapidly and starts to glow*
Virat: WHAT-
Rishab: I swallowed a glowstick.
Virat, on verge of cardiac arrest: YOu DID WHAT-
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Hardik: Describe our relationship in two words.
Rahul : Our what.
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Jaddu: Jail's no fun, i'll tell you that.
Aswin: You have been?
Jaddu: Once, in Monopoly.
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Rahul: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!
Hardik : Then where are Norwegian people from!?
Jassi: NORWAY!!
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Rohit: You need a hobby.
Rishab: I have a hobby!
Rohit: For the last time, setting off fire alarms is not a hobby!
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Rahul : That shirt looks great, Bhaiya.
Rohit: Thanks.
Rahul : But I bet it would look even better on Virat's floor.
Virat: *chokes on tea*
Rohit: Oh, I am sure *winks at Virat*
