Jaddu: How do you type so fast?
Virat: Anxiety.
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Hardik : Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.
Kidnapper, in tears: Are you okay!?
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Ishan: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Subh : I’m not really a jewelry person.
Ishan: You don’t have to wear…
Subh : No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Rohit: Do you want breakfast in bed?
Virat: I want you to be my breakfast in bed.
Rohit: oh, oka– what?
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Someone: So, are you two friends?
Hardik : Yes.
Rahul: No.
Rahul: We are bestfriends.
Hardik, crying a little: I am your bestfriend?
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Aswin: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Virat: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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Jaddu: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Sikhar: Making four accounts.
Jaddu, tearing up: Really...?
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Rohit : Virat, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Virat: No, it’s mine.
Rohit : It... looks just like the one I have...
Virat: You don’t have one like this anymore.
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Rishab: I just ended a five year relationship.
Kul : are you okay?
Rishab: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
*cue a couple fighting in background *
Kul, dumbfounded: Why–
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Ishan: I am back.
Rahul: How was the par– What's under your coat?
Ishan: .....Nothing.
Rahul: What did you do?
Ishan: *opening their coat* I adopted a duck.
Rahul: .....
Rahul: Hardik, your child is back.
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Aswin, exasperated: Why are we friends?
Virat: Poor decisions on your part.
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Virat: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Jaddu: And you came to me?
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Hardik: Can we get a birthday cake?
Jassi: It's not your birthday.
Hardik: The cake doesn't know that!
Jassi: .... That's not– fine.
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Aswin: What do we say when making bread?
Rohit , glumly: That's the dough rising.
Aswin: And what do we NOT say?
Virat, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
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Jaddu : Can I borrow five dollars?
Aswin: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?
Jaddu : Of course.
Jaddu : Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Aswin: So that’s a no.
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Jassi: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk and, if they have avacodos, get six.
Hardik, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
Jassi: *sighs *
Rahul: Disappointed but not surprised.
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Jaddu : There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Yuzi: I photosynthesize with this.
Jaddu: .....
Virat: Jaddu, Don't –
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Virat: *walks in and sits on Rohit's lap*
Jaddu: ......
Jaddu : Why are you sitting there?
Virat: There’s no free seats!
Jaddu : But the couch is empt-
Rohit: *hugs Virat tightly* He said there are no free seats.
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In meeting room–
Virat: What do you want to do?
Rohit: You.
Virat, blushing: Rohit, Focus!
Rohit: I am. On you.
ICT: .......
Mahi: *sighs deeply*
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Virat, sipping tea: How are you feeling today?
Rahul: Somewhere between 'Fuck you, Hardik' and 'I'd fuck Hardik'.
Virat: *chokes on tea*
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