Virat: I blame you.
Rohit, looking at the mess: How was that my fault?
Virat: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.
Rohit: .....
Rohit: ARE YOU KIDDING ME–
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Subh: I think I have fallen for you.
Ishan, not even looking up from his phone: Then, get up.
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Rohit: I've only had Jassi and Hardik for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Yuzi: *opening the invitation card for a baby shower*
Yuzi: Baby shower? No thank you. I can have regular sized shower whenever I want.
Jaddu, exasperated: Give me that–
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Mahi, looking at shenanigans of ICT: I didn't even have any expectations and still, I am disappointed.
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Rahul: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Hardik: My record is three minutes, but I think I can do it.
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Virat, everyday: I identify as a threat to Rohit's sleep.
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Mahi: You should always say "please" and "thank you".
Gautam: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.
Mahi, sighing: Not what I meant, but still progress.
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In court–
Rishab: *whispering to lawyer*
Lawyer: This has nothing to do with the case.
Rishab: Just ask it.
Lawyer: ......
Lawyer: *sighs and looks at the judge*
Lawyer: Do you think Mr. Pant is cute, your honor?
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Shreyas: Alright, who would you kiss, marry, and kill out of Bhuvi, Rishab and me?
Jassi: Kiss you, Marry Bhuvi, and Kill Hardik.
Hardik: I WASN'T EVEN AN OPTION!??!
Jassi: You ate the cheesecake that Rohit bahiya bought for me.
Hardik: IT WAS A MISTAKE!
Jassi: Murder.
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Subh, going shopping with Ishan: This is going to be very expensive, right?
Ishan: Probably.
Subh, exsperated: Don't you like anything cheap?
Ishan: I do. I like you.
Later–
Subh, crying on Hardik's shoulder: That was the first time he said he likes me.
