Shreyas: My hands are cold.
Rishab, holds Shrey's hands: Better?
Shreyas:....
Shreyas: Suddenly my lips are cold too-
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Subhman : You have beautiful eyes.
Ishan : Thanks, I need them to see.
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Kul, sees someone doing something stupid: What an Idiot.
Kul, after realizing it's Yuzi: Wait-
Kul: That's my idiot.
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Aswin: What are you doing?
Rohit, taking a quiz on which type of sandwich he is: Captain stuff.
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Virat: What if I add coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Mahi, taking the coffee pot away: What if you don't.
Jaddu, whispering: Coward. Add Vineger.
Virat: ......
Mahi: Cheeku, put the VINEGER DOWN-
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Ishan: Today, I took my antibiotics at 6 am instead of 9 am.
Rahul: ...why?
Ishan: I wanted to surprise the bacterias.
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Virat: So, what do you guys want to be in your next life?
Yuzi: Crab.
Hardik: Part of a mosquito gang.
Rishab, silently sobbing: Tall.
Virat: .....
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Jaddu: I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Bitch, I'm a sign from god. Start running.
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Getting arrested-
Cop: Sir, we need you names.
Hardik: Jassi, don't tell him your name.
Jassi: .....
Cop, writing the name: And another ?
Jassi: Thanks a fucking lot, Hardik.
Cop: Got it.
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Sonu: You look like my first husband.
Mahi: Oh, you've been married before ?
Sonu, smirking: No.
Mahi: *chokes*
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Rahul: What do we say when we get anxious?
Ishan: My anxiety is chronic but my ass is IcoNIc.
Rahul: .....
Rahul, shouting: Hardik, stop ruining our child!
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Rohit, watching ICT do dumb stuffs: Like, no offense to myself and all, but how the fuck my life came to this?
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Hardik, filling his tax form: I don't like being a adult.
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Rohit, angry: I can't stand you!
Virat: Then sit on my face.
Rohit: .... w-what?
Virat: What?
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Rishab: Shrey just texted me.
Ishan: Well, respond back.
Rishab: Not now, I'll look too desperate.
Ishan: YOu'rE liTeRaLly mArRIeD to hIm!?!
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Jaddu, whispering: Where's the food stall?
Mahi: ....This is a funeral.
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Hardik: [hits hand on a table]
Hardik: Ow! My armkle!
Rohit: Your WHAT?
Jassi, sighs: His wrist, bhaiya.
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grocery shopping-
Yuzi: *takes a free sample twice*
Yuzi, grinning: Robbery and Fraud. I am evil.
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Ishan, pointing to a high shelf: Can you get that for me?
Subh: See. You do need me in your life, after all.
Ishan: I can replace you with a step ladder anytime.
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Kid Jassi: Bhaiya, if a man puts you in a bag at night, please don't worry.
Rohit: WHAT-
Kid Jassi : I told Santa I wanted a star for Christmas.
Rohit, holding back tears: Baccha-
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Rishab : Next time I'm will be at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
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Rahul: Don't choke on your food.
Hardik, winking: I can choke on something else.
Rahul: .....
Rishab: ....
ICT: .....
Rohit: One peaceful DINNER -
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*take off the hat*
*bows*
See you in next~
