Jassi: What's the plan for Valentin—
Hardik, exitedly: VALENTINES DAY? I'm ready.
Hardik: *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
Jassi: ......
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Subhman: All my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Ishan, wearing a hoodie that's 3 times bigger than his size: Spooky.
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Rohit: *dangles hand off bed*
Virat, under the bed: *grabs hand*
Rohit: This is nice :)
Rohit: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-
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Hardik: Are you busy?
Rahul: Yes.
Hardik: Cool, listen to this...
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Judge: I need you to swear-
Virat: Fuck.
Judge: .....
Judge: ...swear on the oath.
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Hardik: Ro bhaiya, do you love me?
Rohit: Of course I do!
Hardik: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Rohit : Well, of course I… would…
Hardik: I mean something really —
Rohit: What did you do?
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Shreyas: Why is my name "beef" on your phone?
Rishab: yknow.... like bf.....
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Ishan: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Rahul: Ok, Ishan, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?
Ishan: 1917.
Rahul: ...You're ready.
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Yuvi: What's this?
Mahi, hugging Yuvi: Affection!
Yuvi: Disgusting.
Yuvi: ...Do it again.
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Subhman and Ishan walking up the stairs—
Subhman: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Ishan, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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Hardik: Hey bestie-
Rahul: Die.
Hardik: What did I do to you-
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Jassi: Rohit bhaiya taught me to think before I act.
Jassi: ...So if I slap you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
Rohit, in background: * proud crying noises*
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Cop: Sit down on the chair. We are going to question you.
Lawyer , whispering: Deny everything.
Rishab , loudly: That isn't a chair!
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Ishan: Holy shit, Virat bhaiya, do you know what this means?!
Virat: Baccha, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
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Chahal : *watching his house burn down*
Chahal:....
Chahal: *dailing Jaddu's number*
Chahal: How to get away with accidentally committing arson ?
Jaddu: I expected it but still, I am disappointed.
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Jassi : What the hell were you thinking?
Hardik : I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Jassi: You released OSTRICHES!
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Virat: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Rahul: Is that a picture of you?
Virat: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Ishan: I'm cold.
Subhman: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Hardik: I'm cold.
Rahul: I don't control the weather, Hardik.
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Doctor: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Rohit: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Rohit : What happened?!
Rishab, panting : Shit's fucked.
Virat: what?
Chahal, crashing in through the window: Shit's very fucked.
Rohit : What did you do??
Hardik, walks in with a knife stabbed in shoulder: Just another day.
Virat: OH MY GOD!!
Rohit, sighs : One day in peace.... is all i ask!!?
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Rahul : Can I have some?
Ishan, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
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Rishab: The Earth...is a cup.
Virat: How–
Rishab: It holds things.
Virat, looking at Shreyas: tHis Is tHe maN yOu waNt?
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Virat : Rohit, I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!
Later, sitting in jail—
Rohit: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.
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Kidnapper, on call: We have your child.
Rahul : We...don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Hardik, panicking: Oh god, he has Ishan.
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(Rahul and Ishan's dynamic is so fun to write 🤭😂)
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