Rishab and Chahal sitting in jail together—
Chahal: So who should we call?
Rishab: I’d call Virat Bhaiya, but I feel safer in jail.
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Hardik: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Ishan: *turning to Subhman * How tall are you?
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Hardik: How's the sexiest person here~?
Rahul: I don't know, how are you?
Hardik, flustered: I-
Virat , from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Rohit please come to the front desk?
Rohit, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Rishab and Ishan*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Ishan and Rishab , simultaneously: We got lost :(
Rohit: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Hardik: HELP! I TOLD Rahul I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Rohit, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Virat: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rahul?
Rahul: … No.
Rishab : I do!
Virat: I know, Rishab .
Rishab : I’m sad!
Virat: I know, Rishab .
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Rohit: I know you snuck out last night, Chahal.
Kul, whispering : Play dumb!
Chahal: Who's Chahal?
Kul : NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Interviewer, going over Rishab's 's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Rishab : Yes!
Interviewer: Okay... may I know what you create?
Rishab: Problems.
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Mahi: What do you call disobeying the law?
ICT: A hobby.
Mahi: *crosses his arms*
ICT: That we do not engage in.
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Chahal: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
ICT:....
Jaddu: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Chahal: Yes!
Virat, sniffing : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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