Jaddu: Virat, listen-
Virar, drunk and cying: Rohit used to call me Virat...
Jaddu, smacking Virat on head: It's your fucking name, you idiot.
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Subh, trying to make small talk: Do you like cigarette after sex?
Ishan: I am a virgin with asthma.
*awkward silence*
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Mahi, looking at ICT: I love when you guys try to act normal.
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Rahul :So, what's your favorite book, baccha?
Ishan: Restaurant menu.
Hardik, high-fiving Ishan : Me too!
Rahul: *sigh*
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Mahi: Your smile looks forced.
Gautam : That's because it is.
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Jaddu, deep sigh : I want a bf.
Rohit, chewing his sandwich: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or breakfast or blueberry fudge?
Jaddu: ...There are options?
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Virat : If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Gautam: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
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Jassi : Is this even a good idea?
Hardik : Probably not.
Hardik : But, Do I care?
Hardik, grinning: Also, No.
Jassi, walking away : I am not going to bail you out this time.
Hardik: Hey! We had a deal!
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Rahul: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Ishan : Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Rahul, now interested: Let's say imaginary.
Ishan: Spiders wearing flip flops.
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Kul: My boyfriend is so much cuter than yours.
Jaddu: How DARE you insult my boyfriend like that!
Jaddu : Wait- You’re my boyfri-
Jaddu : Baby, How DARE you insult yourself like that!
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Virat : Look, last night was a mistake.
Rohit: A sexy mistake.
Virat : No, just a regular mistake.
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