Yuzi : Can we go to a haunted house?
Jaddu: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Yuzi: Wh-what?
Jaddu: Goodnight, yuzi
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Virat: All of your existences are confusing.
ICT: How so?
Virat : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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Rishab: I wasn’t that drunk.
Shreyas: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Rishab: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Hardik: What goes up but never comes down?
Rahul: The amount of stress you're bringing to my life.
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Mahi: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Virat , Jaddu, & Rohit : Okay.
Mahi: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Jaddu : Bold of you to assume I have money.
Rohit: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Virat : Bold of you to assume I can die.
Mahi ( taking a deep breath) : .... Let's try again.
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Rohit : How the hell are you still alive?
Rishab: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Rishab : I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Shreyas : I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Rahul : I recorded the dumb stuff.
Hardik : I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Jassi : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Hardik : Zaza means weed?! I thought it meant like good pizza or something??
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Rohit : How would you like your coffee?
Jassi : As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Rohit, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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Rishab : What are your adjectives?
Virat: …You mean my pronouns?
Rishab : No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Virat: …I dunno. What are yours?
Rishab : Noisy and chaotic!
Virat : I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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Mahi: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
