Shreyas: I've never had a best friend.
Rishab: I'll be your best friend.
Shreyas: ......
Shreyas: I've never had a boyfriend, either.
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Virat, texting Rohit: Can you pick me up at the airport tomorrow?
Rohit: Sure. What time?
Virat: 5 am.
Rohit: I don't know you anymore.
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Hardik: I need a glass of boneless ice.
Rohit: ...What?
Hardik: a glass of tasteless soup.
Rohit: The fuc–
Jassi, sighs: Water. He needs water.
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Virat: He died of natural cause.
Jaddu: YoU puShEd hiM-
Virat: Gravity is natural.
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Ishan: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Rahul: Be careful not to burn yourself; it's hot.
Ishan: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Ishan, entering the room: Bhaiya, I burned myself-
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ICT, quietly eating dinner-
Mahi: You all are well behaved tonight...
ICT: ......
Mahi, crossing his arms: What did you do?
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Rishabh: Old people at weddings always poke fun at me, saying I am next.
Rishab: So, I started doing the same at funerals. It is fun to watch their faces.
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Rahul is teaching Ishan how to drive-
Rahul: If you see Hardik and Subhman in the middle of the road, what will you hit?
Ishan: Obviously, Subhman. I could never hurt Hardik Bhaiya.
Rahul, exasperated: Breaks. You will hit BREAKS.
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Virat, watching ICT do dumb things: Sometimes, I wish I was octopus so I could slap a lot of them at once.
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Hardik being sad-
Jassi: I am sending good vibes your way. They are coming. You can't stop them.
Hardik: This is the most threatening way I have ever been cheered up.
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Rohit: I can't believe I lost my new glasses.
Hardik: *looking at the glasses on top of Rohit's head*
Hardik: Bhaiya, I will help you find them for 500 rupees.
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Rishab's phone rings-
