Rishab: Good morning, Bhaiya!
Rohit, already on his fifth coffee: Is it? Is it really?
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Hardik : Hey, What does “baka” mean?
Rahul : Moron.
Rohit : Idiot.
Jassi : Stupid.
Hardik, pouting : The fuck did I do?!
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Kul: God, give me patience.
Yuzi: I think you mean “Give me strength”?
Kul: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.
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Jaddu : Virat, if someone gave you $300 because you are ugly, would you take it?
Virat : I am not going to turn down money just because they have bad eye sight.
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Virat : We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Rohit: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.
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Principal: Ishan got into a fight today.
Rahul: Is he okay?
Hardik, at the same time: Did he win?
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Yuvi : Dada, Why are you looking at us through a fork?
Saurav : I’m pretending you’re in jail.
Bhajji, confused : Why?
Saurav : It’s spiritually healing.
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Hardik: I am not stupid!
Rohit, exasperated: You tried to eat candles on the cake!?
Hardik : Jassi said those were edible!
*cue Jassi laughing on floor*
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Virat : Blocking people isn't enough.
Virat : I want them to die.
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Ishan : I hate when kids scream in public... You don't have real problems. It should be me screaming. ME.
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Therapist: And what do we do when we are sad?
Jassi : Apologize continuously to everyone I have a conversation with...?
Therapist: No.
Jassi: Sorry.
Therepist : *sighs*
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Virat, leaving: I need to get some air
