Virat: Do you want some tea?
Rohit: What are the options?
Virat: Yes or no.
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Hardik: don't correct me!
Jassi: Don't be wrong!
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Rohit: What did you two do?
Hardik : ....
Ishan: .....
Rohit, sighs: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Mahi: Not everything is about you.
Virat: That's fucked up and I refuse to believe it.
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Mahi: Truth or dare?
Rohit: Truth!
Mahi: Do you-
Virat: I dare you to kiss me.
Rohit: *kisses Virat*
Mahi: .....
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Virat: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Hardik: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
Virat: You microwaved KetChuP–
Rahul: And no fire this time?
Rahul: I am so proud of you.
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Jassi: You know what’s funny about Hardik? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.
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Rahul: Don’t say a word.
Hardik: Fergalicious.
Rahul: Hardik, I said no words.
Hardik: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.
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Rishab : Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Shreyas, sighs: It’s just you.
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Someone: You wanna fight?! You got one!
Hardik: Okay! *raises fists*
*Rahul runs in, scoops Hardik up in his arms, and runs away carrying him*
Rahul: Not today.
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Jaddu: What are you drinking?
Virat: Vodka.
Jaddu: Straight?
Virat: No, gay. Why?
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Hardik, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Rahul, i uh, I’ve been stabbed.
Jassi : WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?
Hardik: Wait- You aren’t Rahul. Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-
Jassi : NO, WHERE ARE YOU?
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Rahul: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?
Hardik : They need to learn how to protect us.
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Hardik: I am tired!
Jassi: You only slept three hours last night. Why are you surprised?
Hardik: I am not surprised. I just wanted to complain to you.
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Ishan: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Subh : Thats because your too short to do so.
Ishan: ...Listen here you fucking—
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Mahi, looking at ICT: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Rohit: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.
Virat : What are you passionate about?
Rohit: Sleeping.
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Kul: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Yuzi: *Sitting on the table, eating bread*
Kul: It’s four in the morning.
Yuzi: Turn the light back off.
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Virat : So you’re dating Kul?
Jaddu: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense.
Virat : That’s literally a wedding ring.
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Mahi: What are you eating?
Yuvi: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Mahi: I like you, don't I?
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Bhuvi : Yesterday, I overheard Rishab saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Hardik replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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Rohit: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
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Hardik : So, what’s Rahul's type?
Jassi: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.
Hardik : Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just bestfriends.
Jassi: Did I mention oblivious?
Hardik : Yeah, why?
Jassi: Okay, just making sure.
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Virat: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Rahul: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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Jaddu: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters now is that I have a gun.
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Virat: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Jaddu: Your life?
Virat: I- well yes, but-
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