part XI

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Virat: Do you want some tea?

Rohit: What are the options?

Virat: Yes or no.

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Hardik: don't correct me!

Jassi:  Don't be wrong!

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Rohit: What did you two do?

Hardik : ....

Ishan: .....

Rohit, sighs: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Mahi: Not everything is about you.

Virat: That's fucked up and I refuse to believe it.

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Mahi: Truth or dare?

Rohit: Truth!

Mahi: Do you-

Virat: I dare you to kiss me.

Rohit: *kisses Virat*

Mahi: .....

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Virat: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Hardik: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Virat: You microwaved KetChuP–

Rahul: And no fire this time?

Rahul: I am so proud of you.

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Jassi: You know what’s funny about Hardik? He's my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Rahul: Don’t say a word.

Hardik: Fergalicious.

Rahul: Hardik, I said no words.

Hardik: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

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Rishab : Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Shreyas, sighs: It’s just you.

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Someone: You wanna fight?! You got one!

Hardik: Okay! *raises fists*

*Rahul runs in, scoops Hardik up in his arms, and runs away carrying him*

Rahul: Not today.

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Jaddu: What are you drinking?

Virat: Vodka.

Jaddu: Straight?

Virat: No, gay. Why?

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Hardik, on the phone: Uh. . Hey, Rahul, i uh, I’ve been stabbed.

Jassi : WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU?

Hardik: Wait- You aren’t Rahul. Sorry- I didn’t mean to call you-

Jassi : NO, WHERE ARE YOU?

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Rahul: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?

Hardik : They need to learn how to protect us.

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Hardik: I am tired!

Jassi: You only slept three hours last night. Why are you surprised?

Hardik: I am not surprised. I just wanted to complain to you.

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Ishan: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Subh : Thats because your too short to do so.

Ishan: ...Listen here you fucking—

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Mahi, looking at ICT: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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Rohit: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Virat : What are you passionate about?

Rohit: Sleeping.

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Kul: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Yuzi: *Sitting on the table, eating bread*

Kul: It’s four in the morning.

Yuzi: Turn the light back off.

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Virat : So you’re dating Kul?

Jaddu: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense.

Virat : That’s literally a wedding ring.

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Mahi: What are you eating?

Yuvi: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Mahi: I like you, don't I?

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Bhuvi : Yesterday, I overheard Rishab saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Hardik replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Rohit: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Hardik : So, what’s Rahul's type?

Jassi: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.

Hardik : Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just bestfriends.

Jassi: Did I mention oblivious?

Hardik : Yeah, why?

Jassi: Okay, just making sure.

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Virat: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Rahul: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Jaddu: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters now is that I have a gun.

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Virat: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Jaddu: Your life?

Virat: I- well yes, but-

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