Subhman, blushing: I am single, you are single. Do you know what that means?
Ishan: Yeah.
Ishan: We're both ugly.
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Rahul : Did you had to stab him?
Ishan, pouting: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.
Rahul : What did he say?
Ishan: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Rahul: .......
Hardik: .....
Hardik: That’s fair.
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Rishab: If you ever get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"
Shreyas, dumbfounded: Why are you like this–
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Rohit and Virat are fighting –
Aswin: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Aswin : And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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Shreyas : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Rishab: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Shreyas : Yes.
Rishab: I'd sleep.
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Virat: Rahul!
Virat: I think I am in love with Rohit.
Rahul: Congratulations, you are the last person to realize.
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Hardik: You know, I have been thinking –
Jassi: Don't.
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Playing twisters–
Jaddu: Right hand red.
Virat : *ends up on top of Rohit*
Rohit: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Jaddu: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Ishan: Can we take a break?
Subh, teary eyed: Are...Are you breaking up with me?
Ishan: .....
Ishan: A break from baking. We are doing it for four hours. Please.
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Mahi: I am going to bed.
Sonu: Alone? Let me give you company.
ICT: *chokes*
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Jassi: Bhaiya, let's go eat lunch.
Rohit, taking out his card: Oh, I already ate with Hardik, but what do you want?
Jassi: ......
Jassi, glares at Hardik: Loyalty.
Rohit: *smiles nervously *
*Cue Hardik laughing in background *
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Jaddu, walking up to a dead body: First of all, big mood.
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Virat : Rohit annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Jaddu: There is nothing special tomorrow.
Virat, grinning : But he doesn't know that and he is panicking now.
Jaddu: ......
Aswin: Evil.
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Yuzi is driving –
Jaddu: You missed the stop sign.
Yuzi: I will stop twice on the way back.
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Virat: *kills a spider *
Rohit, on his 6th coffee: I wish that was me.
Virat: Rohit, No–
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At dinner –
Hardik: Pass me the ocean cocaine.
Jassi: *chokes*
Rahul: What the fuc–
Hardik, sighs: Salt. I meant pass me the salt.
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Stranger: Can I buy you a drink?
Rishab: I rather have the money.
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Kul: Why are you standing on table?
Jaddu: It's my house, I will do what I what.
Kul: .......
Kul: Where's the spider?
Jaddu: It's right there, around the corner, please.
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Hardik: Bhaiya, let's talk.
Rohit: ...Okay?
Yuzi: We have come up with the perfect plan to get you and Virat Bhaiya married.
Rohit: What?
Rishab: First, Play truth or dare.
Rohit: No–
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Hardik: What would you do if I suddenly turned into a chicken?
Rahul, not even looking up from his book: I'd cook you.
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Rohit: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Jassi: Hardik, probably.
Hardik, pouting: Hey!
Rohit: Jassi, No–
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Virat: Bhai, What would you do if we got kidnapped?
Mahi: Enjoy peace.
Virat: ......
Rohit: Bhai, you don't love us?
Mahi, unbothered: They will return you both in maximum 30 minutes.
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Hardik: Sometimes, I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.
Rahul: What are you talking about, sunshine?
Rahul: You fit right into my arms.
Hardik, crying: *hugs Rahul*
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Do comment and let me know how was it ~!
I shall take your leave then ~
*bows*
