Freddie Mercury imagines

(Don't!) Ride the wild wind

I think Freddie's actually flying a plane in the picture and not driving a car but whatever 😭 HE STILL LOOKS SO FINE DOING WHATEVER HE'S DOING THO EVEN IF HE ISn'T DOING ANYTHING AT ALL HE'S SIMPLY THE HOTTEST PERSON THERE EVER WAS OR EVER WILL BE 😭 I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH UGHHHHH THIS SHIT IS NOT FAIR WHY IS HE SO PERFECT WITHOUT HAVING BEEN GRANTED THE RIGHT TO BE LIKE THAT 😭 

Also the video which is HILARIOUS and I laugh every time I watch it kinda confirms what this imagine will be about so yeeeeso this is far from original (That's the case for almost every imagine ever made though in all honesty-) but I find this one shot idea funny though so I decided to do my own little take on it 😌 Hope y'all enjoy 

 :D School has unfortunately started back up for me so I may or may not be updating less...Thankfully it won't be too much work and I'm not quitting at all mind you, so you'll still be seeing plenty of me. Perks of being homeschooled muahahaha 😌 Anyhoo, onto the one shot!

1978

"I'm just saying, I think it's stupid! And it's a life skill that most people have or should have." You rolled your eyes.

"What's so stupid? That I like collecting cars? At least I didn't and never will write a bloody song about them like our little friend Roger did!" Freddie scoffed dryly.

"No, I think it's stupid that you've collected so many cars yet you don't bother to drive any of them! Not that you even could even though you should learn how to, you're thirty two for fuck's sakes!" You groaned.

Freddie was showing off the latest car he'd added to his collection, and truthfully you found it quite ridiculous that even though he had quite a fascination with the things he didn't even have a license or any experience in driving, and apparently didn't want that to change. 

"Gosh, darling, stop sounding like my mother...There's no point in me needing to drive, I've got someone to take me places whenever I need so I'm perfectly fine without a car to drive on my own." Freddie smirked, clearly having no interest in the matter at all.

"Well I still say you should be able to...you know what? How about you learn from me?" You said suddenly, catching his attention as he looked up at you.

"Pardon?" He asked in surprise, making you grin to yourself at how he actually sounded the smallest bit interested.

"I can teach you how to drive...you may not have any experience but you can't be hopeless. And who knows, you might just end up enjoying yourself once it's all over.' You proposed, crossing your arms as you awaited the singer's answer.

Freddie bit his lip, contemplating it for a while before slowly returning the smug look.

"Alright then, teach me how! Let's see how fun this really is,' He chuckled softly.

"Perfect! When should we star-"

"Right now!" Freddie chirped before you could finish your sentence, kissing your cheek and getting in one of his many cars that he never bothered to use.

"Class appears to be in session then.' You blinked, getting in the passenger seat and locking the doors.

"Okay, first start the car.' You said, which Freddie did easily enough.

"So far so good," Freddie smiled brightly.

"Oh trust me, we've only just begun..,and I have a feeling we've got a long way to go."

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"SLOW DOWN, WHAT THE HELL?! I OFFERED TO GIVE YOU DRIVING LESSONS, NOT MURDER LESSONS!" You shrieked, grabbing onto the handle on the passenger side as Freddie accidentally went a bit too fast.

"I'm sorry! This is my first time, fuck!' Freddie moaned miserably, slowing down with a heavy sigh.

"Yeah, anyone can see." You gulped once you got your adrenaline back.

"Is this any better?' Freddie swallowed nervously.

"Speed wise, yes. It's much better. You know what'd be even better?" You raised an eyebrow.

"What?" 

"If you could maintain this good speed while GETTING BACK ON THE FUCKING ROAD!" You screamed at the top of your lungs, Freddie joining your hysteria in sheer terror as he only just avoided crashing right into a fire hydrant.

"I ALMOST SAW THE LIGHT THERE!" Freddie gasped, nearly giving you whiplash from how absurdly horridly he was driving.

"YOU DID?! WE WERE IN FAR LESS DANGER BACK AT YOUR PLACE!" You facepalmed.

"THIS WAS YOUR IDEA, NOT MINE!" 

"I KNOW AND I'M VERY MUCH REGRETTING IT- WATCH OUT FOR THAT LAMPPOST!" 

You were baffled your voice was holding out the way it was, you were certain that if you yelled any louder only dogs would have heard you.

"OH FUCK Y/N OH FUCK Y/N OH FUCK Y/N OH- OH FUCK!" Freddie's voice went higher than it ever did on any of the Queen records or on stage, it was the closest to death the two of you had ever been as you quickly helped him swerve the car away from a family of four, thankfully avoiding being responsible for killing people as you shakily pulled over near a park.

"I will never tell you to get driving lessons ever again. That just spoke for itself." You gulped, the two of you breathing heavily as you fought to regain each other's breaths, still incredulous at all that just happened.

"I-I doubt I'll be able to go in to the studio tomorrow." Freddie sniffed, holding onto you for dear life as you did the same to him.

"I don't think I'll be able to go in to work...I must have a concussion or laryngitis now." You chuckled shakily.

"S-Same...You drive us back home, I need a fucking break. This is too outrageous even for me.' He sighed heavily.

"Ditto."

You and Freddie swapped seats as you drove the two of you back home, thankfully no lasting damage was done to either of you or surprisingly the car. You wouldn't be getting another ride out of it, that was for damn sure.

"Y-Y/N?' Freddie spoke up timidly, his head rested in your shoulder as the two of you made your way inside.

"Yeah?" You exhaled, making your way to the bedroom where the two of you gingerly laid down and cuddled.

"I-I'm sorry for almost getting us killed...Driving is not for me and it looks like it's a good thing I recognized that earlier.' He giggled despite the two of you still being traumatized from what transpired.

"I should've seen that coming too,,,I'm sorry for making you almost get us killed." You nuzzled into him affectionately, squeezing his hand three times to say you loved him and that there was no anger coming his way.

"Sh-shall we have dinner? Y-You cook though, yet another thing I can't do and probably shouldn't try if I want us to survive.' 

You couldn't help but laugh softly at that comment, Freddie always found ways to make you laugh even when you almost lost your lives on account of his lack of driving expertise.

"Sure, but I know one thing I want to do right now that you're exceptionally good at." You smiled.

"What?" He asked curiously.

"Cuddle!" You held him tighter, making him squeal a bit which almost made you do the same at his adorableness.

"As you wish my love." He whispered, nesting his face in your chest.

The end.