Avenger Parents Preferences

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Tony-

Lil Me- Nat taught me some French today.
Iron Dad- Really?
Lil Me- Yeah! Je vous aime papa
Iron Dad- What does that mean?
Lil Me- I love you daddy
Iron Dad- Aww.

Steve-

Cap Dad- What does IDK LY and TTYL mean?
Sweetheart- I don't know, Love you, Talk to you later.
Cap Dad- Ok, I will ask Uncle Tony.

Bruce-

Greenie- In a meeting
Greenie- In a meeting
Greenie- In a meeting
Greenie- In a meeting
Greenie- In a meeting
Snowflake- Are you in a meeting?
Greenie- No, why?

Clint-

Robin- Dad, why was I talking to Wade and a arrow pinned him?
Y/n's Father- I don't know, Im at home.
Robin- Alright, I'll call the home phone now.
Y/n's Father- I'm in the Shower.
Robin- Why do you have the phone in the shower?
Y/n's Father- Umm, No comment.
Robin- Are you spying on me?
Dad- Umm, Dad's not here please leave him a message.

Thor-

Daughter- A Boy called me hot. But it is cold. What did he mean?
Father- I will ask the Man of Iron
Daughter- So..
Father- IS HE STILL THERE!?
Daughter- No
Father- NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS THAT TO YOU KILL THEM.

Pietro-

Roadrunner- Some punk hit on me.
This One-What'd you do?
Roadrunner- Kicked his ass.
This One- Good girl.

Natasha-

Badass Mom- YOURE GROUNDED!
Child- Why? What did I do?
Badass mom- I found a gun in the house.
Child- Mom, it's yours.
Badass Mom- Oh, umm never mind.

Wanda-

Sweetie-Mom there's a spider in the bathroom can you get rid of it?
Sweetie - Please hurry because I'm going to cry.
Sweetie- Mom
Sweetie- Mom?
Super Mama- Mom is dead. You're next.
Love Jimmy the spider.