Avenger Parents Preferences

Them giving you the "talk"

This was requested. I won't post that much now because I'm starting school on the 24 of August. Maybe on the weekends and at times when I'm not busy I will post. Also, I'm out of ideas so, if you have any ideas be free to tell me.
Q: when do you start school?

Tony- You were just in the kitchen eating some cereal when your dad came in.

"Good morning, Tiger." He said patting your head.

"Morning dad." And out of the blue, he said,

"Let's talk about the birds and the bees." You dropped the spoon in the bowl.

"Dad.."

"No, it's when you and someone special, a person you love, you and that special someone will make love-"

"Oh, god, please stop."

"Like I was saying, make love and you need to use a-" you slowly got off the chair and and ran to your room.

"A CONDOM!" He yelled.

Steve- Your dad had called you in for father and daughter meeting. When you get to the table, you saw him sitting.

"What's the meeting about?" You asked.

"I'm going to give the talk." Your eyes widen. You knew what he was talking about. You sat down. "Okay, so you and Matt have been together and one day you and him will, you know, have sex-"

"Dad, I get it." You try to break the awkwardness. You hated this talk. "Dad! Look! It's Uncle Bucky!" He turned and ran back to your room

"We need to have this talk." He yelled.

Bruce- He came in your room. You were on your bed watching your favorite Tv shows.

"Hello Snowflake." He said coming in.

"Hi dad." He took a deep breath and let it go.

"I'm here to talk about, you know. The talk." Your jaw drop. "Okay, um, it's when a guy and girl have a connection, like-"

"Dad, give me the talk when am in a relationship not when I'm dating a fictional character name Dean Winchester." And he gave you to thumbs up and walked away.

Clint- Your dad had asked your sister Lila for her barbies. So you were in a living room and he sat next to you.

"Hello fellow citizen." You said.

"Hello daughter of mine." Something was up.

"Something is up." You pointed out. He pulled out the barbies. Ken and Barbie.

"Okay, this is Ken and Ken likes Barbie. So one night he and Barbie had sex. So Barbie was pregnant. So Ken here, wants me to tell you about the birds and the bees." He looked at you.

"Telling me straight up could gone a different way, but with Lila's barbies were unbelievable." You laughed.

Thor- "Princess?" Your dad said coming in your room.

"Come in, Father." You sat down on your desk chair.

"I want to you talk about something." You raised a eyebrow. "The man of iron, told me to talk about sex."

"Father, you don't need to, my science teacher told us about it." You smiled. The real thing is, your science teacher really didn't tell you all.

"Oh okay then, carry on." He smiled and he left.

Pietro- "y/n, we are going to have the talk. And if you do anything to avoid this talk, well I don't know what's going to happen." You made a face. "Okay, so a boy and girl will make love and they need to use-"

"I'm dying! Help! Me!" And Wanda came in. "Aunt Wanda! Help! Me!"

"I'm not in this." She said.

"No!" And he continued and you made a face.

Bucky- He walked into the living and you were in the kitchen making a grilled cheese sandwich.

"So, y/n, I am going to give the talk." You didn't care. At first, you thought he was joking. "So, there will be a day, when you and someone will have sex. And he will-" you bite into the sandwich and when he said that, you opened your mouth and the piece of the grilled cheese fell out of your mouth.

"And today is the day that I'll never eat a grilled cheese sandwich and think about this day."

Natasha- She just told you.

"So you and Barry have been dating for what? A month or two. So, I'm going yo tell you." Before you get up and leave she blocked the doorway.

"You always win."

"So, you and Barry need protection when it comes to having sex." And she talked and talked. After she was done, you gave her thumbs up and walked away.

Wanda- same as Nat. She just told you.

"One day you will met a guy, and you may have sex. So, you need protection. If you don't you will be pregnant."

"Got it."

"Okay. So you understand?"

"Don't have sex. You will get pregnant and die." You smiled because you always wanted to say that line from Mean Girls.