(So, this is my first time really making this kind of stuff, I was joking with on my my homies and I thought this would be a good like meme chapter, if this does good I'll most likely make one about the Dogpound fight)
So, we start off the scene with Jaiden and Shredder staring down at each other on this rooftop. Shredder put that diddy oil in Splinter and he was on life alert, meditating the poison out of him while his sons, Snake Eyes, Jaiden and Jaxon fight the foot. Shredder who might I mind you is just as old as Splinter, is out here obsessing over a child wanting him to join his team, Jaiden wasn't having none of it and the fight starts, they clashed blades and Jaiden is much more aggressive, forcing unc to be on the defense. He tries to throw a knee, but Jaiden weaves that and counters with a knee, Shredder hit him back with a backhand making my man stumble, developing CTE at 16 is crazy. Shredder jumps into the air, about to bring down his claws, Jaiden dodges and slices into Shredder's shoulder making him yell as he backs away and Jaiden gets to trash talking.
Jaiden: Damn unc, losing like this to a child is crazy. Fight back at least.
Shredder: Don't talk shit from some lucky hits lil bro. I beat you once before, now imma put you, yo friends and master on a T-Shirt.
Before they can continue boxing, from the ground, a big ass worm that April and Casey were riding, big bro ate Tiger Claw and then dipped underground. Shredder being the sneaking ass bitch he is, tries to swing at Jaiden's head, but bro kicks the back of Shredder's leg, using his left hand to web his eyes and his right to uppercut Shredder making him look into the heavens. Webs him again slamming him to the ground, and uppercuts him into a water tower pole.
I swear this man Jaiden says he holds back against his foes but this shit is NOT holding back. He hit this man, from the roof he was on, all the way to another rooftop, holding back or not, hitting a grown man like that is crazy. He doesn't have this same energy with the minions, (Jaiden is seen clearly beating the dog shit out of the foot bots and Kraang) he treats them like fodder.
Shredder was on life support getting back up, and he cut the water tower making it fall and tried to give Jaiden every streamer's greatest fear, a bath. Jaiden flips away landing on another roof, and it's like Shredder forgot bro has a sixth sense. (Shredder: Hmm, this will get him for sure) Headass. Jaiden blocked the blade, but Shredder threw a smokebomb in his face, making my man glitch, punching him in the stomach, and cutting the fit. Jaiden looked flabbergasted, knowing damn well he'll have to stay up to fix that shit. Shredder kicked him back, and he started panting, not from being tired, but my dog was pissed. He's gone through so much in one day and he's just trying to go home. He locks in, blocking a punch and hit him with a fast jab, seeing the combo potential hitting Shredder with the T'Challa triple kick, from the hip, to the ribs, then the sidekick, he shot two webs yanking him close then double kicked his chest, forcing unc on his knees. Nah kneeling in front of a child is crazy, Jaiden noticed him resting for too long and right when Shredder looked up, Jaiden charged up a venom punch, hitting unc with a black flash launching him into a wall making a crater, laid out and beaten. He gargles trying to look up but Jaiden had his stingers to his neck.
Jaiden: Listen here Shreds, call off your weak ass squad and let us go. Refuse and I'll beat yo ass worse than I did Dogpound, then imma get my friends and we'll jump yo ass in front of your own squad. You feel me lil bro?
Shredder was happy ain't no one noticed him laid out like this, as he was about to call off his minions, but out of nowhere, Kraven and his men flies in, attacking everyone as they captured Jaiden and Shredder, the two having a whole adventure, Shredder venting about why he's hating on a rat and why he's obsessed with a literal child. And then they had to fight Kraven, after Jaiden just found out bro was his uncle. Now that I think about it, his family tree is crazy, a ex ninja, an ex assassin and now his gramps is a full blown hunter, what's next Thanos is his great great grandpa or something?
After they did that, everyone stops by Shredder's lair dropping them off, as Jaiden said by to Shredder, instead of returning his own words, he tries to slice Jaiden, but he blocks and kicks him into the stairs, and that's how the chapter ends, but I have a second ending for this shit check it out.
Shredder was kicked into the stairs, he groaned looking up as Jaiden jumpscared him with a WWE punt kicked him in the stomach, knocking him further into the ground. Shredder looked up seeing Jaiden in the black suit, balling his fists
Raph: Let him get up, let him get up, let him get up!
Shredder: W-wait!
Donnie (Stops Leo from running in): Hold up, let him cook.
Ignoring Shredder, Jaiden punches him multiple times in the face moving his hands away as everyone watches shocked. As Jaxon, Casey, Raph, Jack, and Mikey cheered for bro.
Jaiden: Look dawg I'm fucking tired I am going home and going back to my comfortable bed so I can actually have the enough energy to kick yo ass again properly!
Rahzar: My glorious Master Shredder, Get uuuuup, get uuuuuup!
Jaiden grabbed Shredder's helmet, ripping it off his face, as he slammed his fists into his face and stomach as the foot could only watch their leader getting cooked by a teenager, Rahzar ran in to try and help but Fishface held him back.
Fishface: If you go in, you'll only get more PTSD, just let it happen.
Shredder put his hand out gently holding Jaiden's face.
Shredder: P-please no more (nah hang it up bro asking a literal teenager in yo old ass age no more is crazy work)
Jaiden: Begging me to stop in front of yo gang is crazy work!
Shredder: Please Parker, I need this! My henchmen will kinda leave me, if I don't win I'll lose all my aura.
Jaiden:
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Rahzar: Bruh, Jaiden I can see through yo mask right now bro why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit!
Jaiden only thrusted his fist down into Shredder's stomach knocking him out. After that, Karai knew damn well she needed to switch sides, being with someone who got wombo comboed by a teenager on low battery mode is crazy. Then Jaiden processed to take a selfie with shredders unconscious body with the caption saying
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And just like that, Shredder in season 2 lost all of his aura in one day because he fucked around and found out, he gets it back in the later seasons but this soon is crazy.
(Okay, hope you enjoyed this little skit, if it does well then I'll most likely do one for Dogpound in the future. Gonna go back to Superman gonna finish that up.)
