Random Genshin Oneshots

Cats on the ceiling- cyno x gn!reader

The floor board are breathing

Warnings- Very short drabble type fic, one bad cyno joke

Summary- You start to tell cyno how tall he'd be in cats (tumblr req)

A/n- Shit u not, i roughly messured how tall he'd be.

"Cyno?"

"Yes dear"

"I reckon you're about 3 and a half cats long."

"What?"

You were the type of person just to blurt out random stuff at any given point, especially around Cyno. It was just a common thing in your relationship at this stage. You both had grown to love each other's randomness. I mean, if you had to deal with Cyno's jokes, he had to deal with your randomness. But for some reason, this one had caught him off guard. It wasn't every day you told him how tall he was in cats.

"How would you even know that? Like, have you measured?" He spoke with a smile.

"No? You just look 3 and a half cats long."

You could see the laughter forming on Cyno's face as you spoke more. The smile lines started to show on his face as he chuckled. You looked at him dead serious, slightly confused about why he was laughing. It was a genuine statement that you were making, not even meaning to be funny.

"Oh come on darling, it's funny."

"I was just saying how tall you were."

"Well, I'm 5'3, not 3 and half cats."

"You might be?"

He couldn't help but keep laughing, it was adorable the times you did say things like this, you were always there to keep him entertained. "and how tall are you in cats y/n?"

"I don't know?"

"Maybe we should check that one, compare heights."

"Maybe."

He walked over to you and wrapped his not-so-large arms around your waist. His head nuzzled into your back, leaving a spot of warmth.

"Archons, I love you lots."

"No jokes to make this time"

"Nope, I'm just feline kinda clingy."

"Cyno!"