Karim: Okay guys we have to talk about something really important!
Cristiano: What?
Karim: Our kits.
Pepe: Seriously?
Karim: You know I'm the fashion icon in this team and this is serious business.
Sergio: Okay. So what's wrong with the kits.
Karim: The grey kit looks like pyjamas. The shirts and shorts are different shades of grey, and that's not good. And the white kit is see-through. I do not want the world to see what's under there.
Dani: I know. What were the Adidas designers smoking while making the kits?
Toni: I think they got Neymar to design our kits.
Cristiano: Well there's nothing to do about them.
Marcelo: Yeah, we have to bear them till the end of the season.
Denis: Well I don't think I can put up with them for the season -_-!
Alvaro: Well deal with it you lil brat!
Denis: I am not a brat! :(
Luka: Martin was the little brat. Now it's you.
Martin: Heyyyy! I am NOT a brat :'(
Marcelo: Yeah you kinda are.
Marcelo: But now let's talk about the real business.
Lucas: What?
Marcelo: When's the party? ;)
[Sergio removed Marcelo from this group chat]
Papa bear: How about you stop texting so much and actually talk to one another. YOU'RE ALL SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM!
Papa bear: And why is my name Papa bear here?
Isco: Marcelo's fault.
Martin: Who's "Papa bear"?
Cristiano: Rafa.
Toni: Why is he a papa bear?
Pepe: Because he's older than us and fa-
Papa bear: Don't!
Papa bear: Someone change my name.
Pepe: Sergio is in charge of the group chat.
Papa bear: Okay Sergio change my name.
[Sergio is now offline]
Papa bear: He left, didn't he?
Cristiano: Yuppp!
Papa bear: STOP TEXTING SO MUCH!!!!!
