Logan: Happy birthday Lucas! All the best for you 🤗
Lucas V: Thank you. You're so sweet 😁
Logan: I wish I had a picture of me with you to post it like the rest 🙁
Lucas V: Me too. We really want to see you
Sergio: We took pictures with him. It's not that special
Lucas V: Liar. You love it 😐
Cristiano: Meh
Luka: I didn't post a picture with him
Isco: You barely post anything at all
Gareth: He only posts pictures of his kids
Luka: They're the best thing in the world 😄
Toni: I agree 😊
Nacho: Says the guy who never posted a picutre of his kids
Toni: I meant the kids not posting their pictures 😒
Alvaro: I want to have kids 😀
Marcelo: So you can lose them like you lost Isco?
Alvaro: Nevermind 😒
Pepe: Where did you find him anyway?
Alvaro: Watching the fish in a pet store
James: Wtf?! 😂😂😂
Isco: They were weird. I was really attracted to them
Toni: Someone's missing 🤔
Cristiano: Oh no! Who did you lose? 😦
Toni: No one. I meant from the groupchat
Cristiano: Ah. Who?
Dani: Cris, are you in peace?
Cristiano: Yes
Lucas S: Then who is missing?
Cristiano: The team's baby 😨
Martin: You're a baby. I'm not 😒
Pepe: HE'S ALIVE
Martin: Meh
James: So now that you're here, when's your date?
Martin: Last night
Sergio: What?! 😨
Isco: Why didn't you tell us?
Martin: Surprise, I guess?
Keylor: How did it go
Martin: Terrible
Logan: It was awful
Carlos: Why?! What happened? 😢
Martin: Ask the one who ruined it
Logan: YOU'RE BALMING ME?!?!?! 😱
Martin: It was your fault
Logan: No it wasn't
Martin: Yes it was
Karim: That bad? 😲
Martin: Yes
Cristiano: Really? 😔
Logan: Nah we're just messing with you 😂
Martin: It was great 😄
James: You almost gave me a heart attack 😩
Ruben: Where did you go? ☺
Nacho: Ruben keeping up with us two times in a row is a true blessing 😛
Ruben: It's what the people want 😋
Logan: We went to a carnival 🙂
Cristiano: Awww so cute 😍
Martin: Then the beach
Isco: Romantic! 😍
Logan: Yeah, so romantic to have sand between your toes and on your butt, and to somehow take some home with you
Sergio: They get stuck in shoes
Logan: I was wearing sandals 😒
Sergio: Oh. Whoops!
Marcelo: Did he win you something? 😉
Martin: No. She wouldn't let me
Logan: I can win whatever I want
Martin: IT WAS JUST A SOUVENIR 😧
Logan: Next time? ☺
Martin: Okay 😊
Lucas V: This is so adorable 😍
Dani: Please get married already 😍😭
Martin: We just went on our first date. Slow down
Logan: 😂
Nacho: My daughter just put a key in the power outlet 😫
Zidane: Teach her not to
Pepe: Make her see it's dangerous
Nacho: I did but sHE JUST DID IT AGAIN
Isco: Parenting at its best 👏
Dani: Bitch you let your son throw shoes from the second floor of your house. Is that good parenting?!
Isco: He was having fun
James: Toys. . . . toys
Cristiano: Didn't you teach him that football cleats are used to kick a football not to be thrown from the second floor like trash? 😒
Lucas V: If I have kids, I'll keep them away from yours
Sergio: And from you
Isco: Now you're all good fathers? 😑
Logan: I'm not
Jonas: I want to throw a brick on your face 😡
Logan: Be a man and do it 😏
Jonas: Mom and dad will probably feed me my hands and two feet if I did so just know that I want to
James: Scared of mommy and daddy? 😂
Jonas: Scared of jail for attempted murder 😐
James: Point taken 😶
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This part is short and probably sucks bcuz I was tired af and sleep was just a utopian concept to me while writing it. But it's something, right? 😅
It was written a few days ago btw.
Enjoy it if you can 😛
