Logan: I can't wait till the season starts! Ugh 😩 It's been too long!
Sergio: Me neither!
Cristiano: I won't be there from the beginning 😢
James: Don't remind me 😭
Pepe: Why are you crying, you idiot?
James: Because he won't be playing with us. Duh!
Gareth: I see where you're coming from, but it's only for a while and I think we can manage without him. We've done it before.
Cristiano: Good to see how valuable I am in here 😒
Marcelo: You know that's not what we mean.
Pepe: Yeah. Don't be a crybaby.
Dani: Like James is.
James: Excuse you puta. The only one who will be crying is you when I'm done 😡
Marcelo: Calma, bitch!
Cristiano: Anyway... enough about that. I have a question.
Lucas: What now?
Cristiano: Is this a team of footballers or hairstylers?
Luka: Yeah. First Sergio, now Keylor.
Keylor: When you have it, flaunt it 😌
Martin: Sassy much?
Sergio: Very much!
Gareth: You didn't even do a good job. Alvaro and Isco look like a shitty mess.
Isco: You know that's not true 😏
Alvaro M: Try doing a better job.
Martin: If his hairstyling is as good as his own hair, then that'd be a disaster.
Alvaro M: 😂 I don't get why you got angry at him, Isco. Martin's funny.
Isco: But annoying 😒
Cristiano: So how's Canada?
James: Like shit without you 😭
Martin: I have a feeling Cristiano is James's babysitter and he can't live without him.
Jamed: No. I need someone to mess around with in training. Who else will I do that with?!
Marcelo: Me 🙋
James: Sit down puta.
Marcelo: I'm not even standing.
Gareth: I believe we added Morata and some of the kids here
Enzo: Kids? You serious?!
Luca: And we have a life away from our phones. That's why we don't share.
Gareth: You'll regret that. I warn you!
Toni: I'm still alive 😀
Isco: Toni we miss you!
Toni: I'll be with you in a while.
Pepe: Wasn't there a rude big-mouth teenage female around here?
Marcelo: Martin, where you at?
Lucas: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Martin: The room next to yours and I think a little visit to yours would be nice 😡
Marcelo: I'm good.
Logan: Thank you for the flattering description, Pepe. I'm honored 😒
Lucas: This is not how you talk to a lady, Pepe. Where are your manners?
Isco: In the same box as his hair 😂
Alvaro M: The box he lost 😂
Pepe: Rude bastards 😡
