Isco: Is anyone going to give a pep talk before the season starts?
Marcelo: Sergio should do it. Y'know, team captain and all.
Sergio: Yeah... I got nothing.
Cristiano: Captian of the year, ladies and gentlemen! 😒
Luka: Go ahead, Isco. You do it.
Isco: Well... Just be careful. Don't die.
Gareth: Wow! We're all bloody inspired! 😒
Isco: It's not my position to do it. I wasn't born for that.
Lucas: And apparently, neither was our team captain himself.
Dani: Yep. Sergio, you suck.
Martin: Never seen such a shitty captain before.
Cristiano: Who put you in charge of that?
Sergio: Team president.
James: Then he didn't do a very good job.
Sergio: Isco I will kill you 😡
Isco: What the hell did I do? 😦
Sergio: You started this whole mess.
Keylor: Actually, thank you Isco for opening our eyes to see the pathetic excuse of a captain we have.
James: 😂😂😂
Martin: Maybe they should change him.
Sergio: Maybe you should shut up.
Martin: You talkin to me?!
Sergio: Yes, you dumb blond. I'm talking to you.
Toni: Excuse you. That was not nice.
Luka: Yes. If Martin is stupid, that doesn't mean all blonds are.
Martin: HEY!!! I'm not stupid 😦
Luka: We're not saying that.
Toni: We're just saying that a part doesn't define the whole.
Marcelo: Damn Toni. Are you a philosopher by any chance.
Cristiano: That touched me on a whole new level.
James: No, it didn't. You probably didn't even read it.
Marcelo: The only thing he reads is only what contains his name.
Cristiano: Not true. I read all the texts on the groupchat.
James: So... no pep talk?
Gareth: James, please go bury your head in whole or something.
Marcelo: Ostriches do that, right?
Sergio: Oh look! There is something under all that hair.
Marcelo: You're really mean today. And rude.
Sergio: I don't care. Deal with it.
Luka: What's with all the fighting today?
Gareth: Isco started it.
Isco: Sure. Blame me 😒
Keylor: We are blaming you.
James: OMG! HE SHARED TWICE IN THE SAME CHAT.
Marcelo: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD!!!!!
Keylor: I have nothing else to do. And I'm bored.
Martin: Is this entertainment good enough for you master?
James: Woah! Where did this sass come from?!
Cristiano: For once, Martin. Stop acting like a 12-year-old bitch.
Marcelo: 🔥🔥🔥
Martin: It takes one to know one, right? 😎
Toni: That's a perfect of example of teenagers right there.
Pepe: Speaking of teenagers, where's Logan?
Logan: Pepe, are you obsessed with me or something?
Pepe: No. Why do you ask?
Logan: Because you ask for me in every chat. Did I do something wrong to you?
Sergio: Don't mind him. He's a weird old man.
