Gareth: So are you ready for tonight's game?
Cristiano: Yep. It's gonna be epic!
Gareth: Let's just hope you don't accidently pass to me ;)
Cristiano: Hahaha. That would be funny!
Gareth: Yes :D
Cristiano: Some are saying it's a fight between Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale, not Portugal and Wales.
Gareth: Rediculous!
Cristiano: I know.
Gareth: But hey, no matter what happens on that pitch, we'll always be teammates.
Cristiano: Definitely.
Gareth: Although, I have an idea >:)
Cristiano: What is it?
Gareth: Wouldn't it be funny if we "hate" each other after the game!
Cristiano: Puta, we just agreed that we wouldn't hate each other.
Gareth: I mean pretend, you airhead.
Cristiano: Ooohhhhhh!!!
Cristiano: You could've just said pretend, you dipshit 😒
Gareth: Sorry. I forgot you have a thick skull!
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I was supposed to post this later tonight, probably even after the game, but looks like I'm free now. So here you go!
