Cristiano: So...
Sergio: What?
Cristiano: Rafa's screenname was Papa bear. But now he's out, and Zizou is in. What do we call Mr. Zidane?
Pepe: I don't know.
Marcelo: Me neither.
Gareth: Honestly Cris, we don't stay up late at night thinking about what Zidane's screenname will be.
Cristiano: That's kinda mean, Gary.
Dani: Petition to change Gareth's name to Gary. #Signed.
Cristiano: #Signed.
Sergio: #Signed.
Pepe: #Signed.
Marcelo: #Signed.
Lucas: #Signed.
Toni: #Signed.
Karim: #Signed.
Mateo: #Signed.
Jese: #Signed.
Nacho: #Signed.
Danilo: #Signed.
Kiko: #Signed.
Ruben: #Signed.
James: #Signed.
Alvaro: #Signed.
Carlos: #Signed.
Keylor: #Signed.
Isco: #Signed.
Luka: #Signed.
Martin: #Signed.
Logan: #Signed.
Gareth: Seriously? Half of you guys didn't participate in this groupchat! Why now?!
Pepe: Nice, Logan.
Isco: This is even better than the "hey, you" case!
Cristiano: Don't bring that up.
~Martin Odegaard added "Luca Zidane", "Enzo Zidane", "Borja Mayoral", and "Marcos Llorente" to this groupchat~
Martin: Sign the petition guys.
Luca: Petition for what?
Martin: Changing Gareth's name to Gary.
Enzo: #Signed.
Luca: #Signed.
Borja: #Signed.
Marcos: #Signed.
~Sergio Ramos changed "Gareth" to "Gary"~
Gary: Martin! I will personally drive over to your house and strangle you!
Martin: I'm not even at home. And I'm not telling you where I am.
Gary: I'll find you somehow.
Cristiano: We still haven't found a name for Mr. Zidane.
Luca: But...
Sergio: What?
Luca: Dad isn't even in this groupchat.
Cristiano: Oh...
~Cristiano added "Zinedine Zidane" to this groupchat~
Cristiano: Now what do we call him?
Marcelo: The Leader.
Sergio: The Master.
Zidane: I like "The Master".
Marcelo: It's set.
~Marcelo changed "Zidane" to "Master"~
Gary: Now you can sleep at night, Cristiano?
Cristiano: Yes, Gary. I can!
