Marcelo: What happened?!
Dani: I'm in tears!
Pepe: We all are, Dani. We all are.
Cristiano: Is there someone to blame or...?
Unknown: RAFA!
Pepe: Who's that?
Unknown: Who are you?
Pepe: We are the Real Madrid players.
Sergio: This is our group chat.
Unknown: Oh...
Unknown: OMG!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!! THIS IS SOOOO AWESOME!
Marcelo: Yeah we are awesome!
Cristiano: A fan?
Unknown: NO.1 FAN!
Toni: Cool!
Gareth: But who added you?
Luka: Martin.
Martin: Nope. Not me.
Lucas: I did.
Martin: Why? Who is he?
Martin: Or she?
Lucas: I don't know. I had their number in my contacts and I thought it was one of the players.
Unknown: I'm not a player and I'm a girl.
Marcelo: What's your name?
Toni: Maybe we can keep you in since you're a fan.
Unknown: My name is Logan.
Martin: Okay. Back to our subject: What happened last night?
Unknown: I'll tell you.
Pepe: Why would we want to hear from you?
Sergio: Pepe, that's rude.
Unknown: Would you not want to see things from a fan's piont of view?
Toni: I would.
Cristiano: But no. Let the experts talk.
Unknown: That's rude. And I've been watching football since I was 8 years old. I know what I'm talking about.
Luka: Then let her talk.
Cristiano: Fine, then. Go ahead.
Unknown: The main problem is Rafa. He did so many wrong decisions and substitutions. He should've had James, Kovacic, and Denis in, Isco, Gareth, Cristiano, and Danilo out. Some of the stars of last season were barely heard of, like Kroos, Modric, and Cristiano.
Cristiano: Speechles!
Unknown: So you guys need to pull it together, sack Rafa, bring back Ancelotti or Zidane, and Perez has to stop turning Real Madrid into a profitable institution, instead of a football team to win titles.
James: How do you know so much?
Gareth: I don't even know all that.
Unkown: I told you; I've been watching football my whole life.
Gareth: That depends on how old you are, you can't be 10 years old and say your "whole life".
Unkown: I'm 16 years old.
Toni: Then you're old enough.
Unkown: Sooooo... are you kicking me out of the group chat?
Sergio: No, you can stay.
Unkown: Yay!
