Pepe: We won!
Isco: And I scored!
Alvaro: Who cares?!
Gareth: I care, Isco. I care.
Sergio: What happened to Gareth?
Marcelo: You know him. He tends to act like the saint in the team.
Gareth: Hey! I'm just trying to be nice :(
Sergio: Let Toni be the nice one. It's his thing.
Cristiano: Who cares about all that.
Jese: Yeah. Cris is right. The important thing tonight is that we won over Las Palmas.
James: But it's still good to acknowledge that Toni is the good guy here.
Isco: Yes Cristiano. Stop being a bad person!
Cristiano: No one calls Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro a bad person!
Marcelo: No one's got the time!
Keylor: lol.
Isco: Plus, we all know who you are Cris: the bad guy.
Cristiano: What?! Clearly you don't know me at all.
Isco: What? We're friends. I was building up to calling you Cris-Cris one of these days.
Cristiano: Well, that will never happen. In fact, you just lost "Cristiano" privileges. From now,on you can call me "Ronaldo" or "Hey, you".
Isco: Oh come on, Cristiano!
Cristiano: *glares*
Isco: *sighs* Come one, Hey, you!
Keylor: That wasn't a good-guy thing, Hey, you!
Gareth: Petition to change Cristiano's name to "Hey, you"!
Toni: #signed
James: #signed
Isco: #signed
Keylor: #signed
Sergio: #signed
Luka: #signed
Pepe: #signed
Marcelo: #signed
Lucas: #signed
Jese: #signed
Alvaro: #signed
Kiko: #signed
Denis: #signed
Casemiro: #signed
Martin: #signed
Mateo: #signed
Nacho: #signed
Cristiano: Not #signed
