Sergio: Hey guys! Guess what!
Cristiano: What?
Sergio: When we get back to Madrid, we are going to throw a party.
Marcelo: YAY!!!!!! FINALLY!!!
Dani: But do we have to go by Sergio's house rules.
Martin: NOOOO!
Sergio: Odegaard! Stay out of this, you're not even invited. You're too young.
Frank: Actually, he can attend. And no, we will NOT go by Sergio's stupid house rules.
Sergio: They're not stupid. You're stupid.
Pepe: And the party won't even be at Sergio's house.
Cristiano: Then whose house?
James: Mine.
Frank: Okay then, do you have any house rules, James?
James: No, just the normal rules.
Marcelo: Good. I'm still seeing nightmares from Sergio's rules.
Martin: BAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😂😂
Cristiano: MARTIN! Behave.
Martin: K.
Cristiano: Kid, did you just K me?!
Lucas: He did.
Cristiano: I know, you idiot.
Toni: WE WON AGAINST SLOVAKIA!!!!!
Cristiano: Toni, not now. We're discussing something important.
Toni: K. Bye.
Martin: He just K'ed you.
Cristiano: You little shit! WAIT TILL I GET BACK TO SPAIN. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO NORWAY TO THE DITCH YOU CAME FROM.
Martin: I'd like to see you do that :D
Sergio: Guys, don't do anything stupid till we get back.
James: How can we? You're taking all the stupid with you.
Raphael: Hahahahaha.
Lucas: Martin, where are you?
Martin: Norway.
Cristiano: Then I should give you a visit.
Marcelo: When you're eliminated from the Euro's?
Cristiano: No bitch, when I go on vacation. Expect me at yours in a while, Martin.
Martin: K.
Cristiano: ODEGARD!!!
Frank: Odegaard***
Cristiano: Stay out of this.
~Sergio Ramos added Alvaro Morata to the groupchat~
Zidane: You are the most annoying group of people I've ever known.
Alvaro M: I didn't say anything yet.
Isco: ALVARO! MY LOVE! WELCOME BACK.
Mateo: Gay much?!
Lucas: Don't question it, they're always like that.
Marcelo: Can we get back to the party details?
Luka: Later, when we all get back.
James: Don't bother it, Luka. You and Martin are not invited.
Martin: I don't care either.
Alvaro M: Savage.
