Rafa: Is there a reason why my name on the group chat is "papa bear"?
Sergio: Well... Because you are our coach, you're like a father to us.
Sergio: Aaaaaand you're old and... need a diet.
Rafa: Sergio fricking Ramos change my name now before I bench you for the rest of the season.
Sergio: You can't do that.
Rafa: But I can sell you to Man United.
Sergio: You wouldn't -_-
Rafa: You know I would. BECASUE I COULD! HA!
Sergio: Alright fine. I'll change your name to normal.
