~Achraf Hakimi was added to the groupchat~
Achraf: Wait, what?
Martin: Can someone be added to this groupchat and not be lost? 🙄
Cristiano: Can you stop annoying every new one added? 😑
Martin: Can you get off my back? 😐
Toni: Can you stop arguing in questions?
Toni: Shit 😧
Marcelo: Logan keep your kid destracted while we talk
James: KIDDD!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
Martin: Why are you calling me a kid?! 😯
Jonas: Nevermind that. Noticed Logan isn't even online, anyone? 🙄
Gareth: Is she not with Martin?
Martin: Nope. Cuz honestly Martin himself is kinda lost 😅
Sergio: Huh?
Jonas: He's lost in the supermarket 😂
Luca: Again? 😂😂😂
Isco: Are you cursed or something 😂😂😂
Martin: I might be 😧
Jonas: Now seriously where are you? We gotta leave
Martin: Next to the cheese
Jonas: Go to the exit dumbass 😐
Martin: I can't even find my way out of the isle 😒 too much boxes on the floor 😧
Jonas: If I don't find you by the exit when I'm leaving I'm going without you 😐
Martin: Fine. Be like that 😢
Luka: I'm tearing up over here 😂😂😂
James: I'm eating over here 😋
Lucas V: I'm alive over here
Sergio: Barely alive, you mean 🙄
Gareth: Can you stop texting so much? 😒
Isco: Why?
Gareth: My head hurts
Marcelo: That's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity
Nacho: Ooooh 🔥🔥🔥
Gareth: Piss off 😒
Toni: Go take some painkillers and anti-bitch pills and nap for a while. We don't need negatives here 🙂
Raphael: Who are you and what did you do to the real Toni? 😳
Toni: I killed him 😈
Cristiano: Welp 🤐
Dani: Some things changed drastically during international break 😶
Keylor: Which Dani was this?
Dani: I'm kicking someone out of the country. Someone who has the same name as me
Ceballos: Oops 😅
Karim: Achraf don't be shy sweetheart. We don't bite
Achraf: I'm still laughing at Martin and idk who 😂😂😂
Jonas: Well that didn't sting 🙂
Achraf: Haven't been introduced yet 😅
Kiko: Whose turn is it to tell the story?
Luca: One of the newbees
Theo: Me? ☺
Sergio: Go ahead
Theo: Lucas V added Logan's number by mistake and she added her twin brother Jonas
Achraf: Got it 🙌
Logan: I saw my name 🙆
Mateo: Hey little one 😄 where were you?
Logan: Getting my driver's license 😁
Jonas: EXCUSE ME 😡😡😡
Logan: Oops 🙊
Jonas: How could you go without me? 😢💔
Logan: Enjoyed your date with Martin? 🙄
Martin: Babe please keep me out of this 🙃
Jonas: Not really. His ass got lost and I waited for him in the parking lot
Martin: I took my time next to the ice cream section 😋😅
Marco: Should've gotten lost with you 😅
Carlos: Should've gotten lost and never found
Lucas S: What did he even do to you? 😂
Jesús: This is just a circus in text form 😂
Borja: You've seen nothing yet 😂
Fabio: I invented my own hashtag 😌
Toni: This should be interesting
Fabio: #fabiolous 🌟
Mateo: Not as interesting as expected
Fabio: Whatever. I'm bored 😒
Luka: Everyone comes here when they're bored
Gareth: They seem to find our bickering entertaining
Cristiano: I hope. This banter isn't for nothing 😅
Zidane: Do I even need to say it?
Karim: No we learned our lesson
Marcelo: Say it one more time for the new ones
Zidane: Your chats need to be a bit more useful
Martin: I'm on it: I'm extending my contract ☺
Sergio: I think I hear Cristiano getting a heart attack
Nacho: I think hear Isco crying in a corner
Jonas: I think you need a bell for this guy or a tracking device. You'll be losing him a lot
Martin: I'm in this groupchat too, y'know 😑
Jonas: Prove me wrong 😏
Logan: I'm going to take a nap 😊
Martin: Sounds like a good idea. I'm off to bed too
Keylor: Teenagers? More like worn out 80-year-olds 🙄
