Marcelo: Hola amigos!
Logan: 😐
Marcelo: And amiga.
Cristiano: What do you want?
Marcelo: What's been going on lately?
Sergio: Oh God! Where do we even begin?! 😱
Logan: No, really, what happened?
James: More than half of the team is injured. Rumors of players that the club wants are floating around. Little Øde left on a loan.
Martin: You little shit! 😡
Logan: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Martin: No it isn't 😧
Lucas V: It kinda is 😅
Lucas V: Since when is my screenname "Lucas V"? 🤔
Lucas S: Since another Lucas returned to the team. 🙌
Lucas V: K, Silva.
Martin: 🙌
Cristiano: Now that you're on a different team, can we remove you from the groupchat?
Martin: No.
Cristiano: Dude c'mon 😩 I need a break from you.
Isco: There goes Logan's chance of dating Martin 😔
Logan: YOU CAN'T DECIDE MY LOVE LIFE!!!! 😲
Martin: And I'm not dead, y'know. I'm just in a different country for a while.
Logan: And why do you think I would date him?
Martin: Scuse you but what's wrong with me? 😒
Logan: Nothing but
Logan: Nevermind 😊
Martin: Okay Logan. We'll see about that.
Sergio: Nevermind that. Would you like to continue, James?
James: Continue what?
Pepe: Oh my God 😑
Luka: And then we started the new year on the wrong foot. Lost two games, won another, and we're back on track.
Toni: And then we tied with celta, and now we're out of the cup. Not the right track obviously 🙂
Marcelo: Thank you Lukita.
Luka: 😊
Toni: 🙁
Marcelo: And Toni.
Toni: 😊
Keylor: Logan, how's college?
Logan: Going great. I still have two days of finals exams 😁
Isco: Two days and you finish college? 😲 That's fast!!!
Gareth: We need a face-palm emoji 😒
Cristiano: No, Isco. She doesn't finish college. She just finishes the first semester of the first year of college.
Isco: What's a semester?
Toni: Oh God! 😧
Logan: A semester is half of an academic year. It's usually 3-4 months.
Isco: Ah okay.
Keylor: Isco how do you survive with just half a brain?
Sergio: 😂
Cristiano: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lucas V: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Grareth: Omg hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Isco: Someone needs to be nice 😑
Martin: Someone needs a whole brain 😂
Toni: Martin that's not nice.
Isco: I agree with Cristiano. Kick Martin out until he returns to the team.
Alvaro: Or until he dates Logan.
Martin: Apparently I'm not byfriend material, so just drop it ☺
Logan: OMG THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!! 😲
Martin: Then what exactly did you mean?
Logan: Just forget it. It's not important 😧
Martin: Whatever 😒
James: Seriously you two?! 😑
Cristiano: Martin what's wrong with you? All you do is bitch 😒
Martin: Excuse you, but I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation 😞
Marcelo: What situation?
Martin: I dunno, maybe being rejected by a girl I dON'T EVEN KNOW 😤
Logan: I DIDN'T REJECT YOU 😭
Martin: Right.
Logan: Fine. Fuck you. I'm leaving.
~Logan left the groupchat~
Martin: If someone blames me, I'm flying back to Spain right now to kill him 😡
Lucas S: Then who's to be blamed?
Martin: All of you. You started this whole dating thing. I never even thought about her like that!
Sergio: Oops 🙄
~Martin Ødegaard left the groupchat~
Cristiano: 😢
Marco: Didn't you want him out?
Cristiano: Not like that!
Alvaro: This is not good.
Isco: Well thanks for telling us, Alvaro. We didn't know.
Alvaro: I'm trying not to electrocute you, Isco. Don't make me regret my tolerance 😐
Sergio: Someone go talk to Logan.
Cristiano: And someone go talk to Martin. He's still our son.
Gareth: Awwww you're so sweet Crissy.
Cristiano: Like someone great once said: "Go find a goat to torture Farnk" 😑
Toni: Cris, I never thought you like Martin so much 😍😏
Cristiano: Meh.
Lucas V: Riiiight!
