Martin: GUYS GUESS WHAT!!!
Cristiano: You're not a bitch anymore?
Isco: You're not coming back to madrid?
Martin: No and no 😒
Luka: This is too cruel but too damn hilarious 😂😂😂
Martin: Guess again
Gareth: You were accused of bitch-craft and you're being thrown in a dungeon?
Martin: You guys suck. It's actually something you've all wanted
Jonas: What the hell did you do to them man? 😂
Lucas V: A nap?
Marco: More pizza?
Sergio: Another horse?
Martin: Agian, no
Toni: Then what the hell is it?! 😐
Martin: Logan and I are going on a date 😄
Jonas: WHAT?! 😨😨😨
Isco: OH GOD WHAT?!!!
Sergio: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!
Martin: Yup
Dani: OKAY DON'T FREAK OUT
Luka: KEEP CALM
Gareth: THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING
Logan: Idiots 😂😂😂
Marcelo: Don't call us idiots. This is what we all wanted
Nacho: I just squealed wtf 😰
Sergio: No one's judging. We could all be in your place
Cristiano: This is what we always wanted 😄
Pepe: BUT WAIT 😲
Luka: What?
Pepe: If rude and annoying Martin dates rude and annoying Logan, how will we tolerate both of them anymore?! 😨
Logan: 😒
Martin: 😒
Gareth: Uh-oh
Isco: K break up
Logan: We haven't started dating yet 😲
Jonas: On the other hand if they date they'll be busy with each other instead of bothering you 🙂
Lucas V: Maybe
Jonas: But I don't want anyone near my sister. Back off 😡
Martin: Too late
Logan: As if you ever cared about anything in my life anyway 🙄
Jonas: But you won't spend time with me anymore 😔
Marcelo: This is breaking my heart 🙁
Keylor: Mine too 😢
James: That's it. You're not dating. Forget it
Martin: Cute. You're talking like we're gonna actually listen
Logan: Mhm
Martin: Date is still on. Go cry on your own 😆
Dani: Fine. Whatever 😒
Logan: Do you want to know something funny that happened last night?
Toni: Sure
Mateo: What is it?
Logan: Jonas talks in his sleep
Marco: That's not funny
Jonas: Logan no 😨
Logan: Wait 😒
Toni: Let her finish ☺
Marco: Ok sorry 😅
Logan: Usually he says things in German or gibberish or just fragments of sentences
Fabio: Still waiting for the funny part
Logan: But last night his true colors came out...
Jonas: Oh God! No! 😖
Carlos: Here it comes. . .
Logan: I heard him from my room yelling "Guys, it's time to bedazzle everything" 😂
Marcelo: WHAAAAAH 😂
Raphael: Were you to trying to be #fabulous? 😂😂😂
Jonas: Congratulations on the twins, Cristiano 😁
Toni: Don't change the subject 😂
Karim: I shouldn't be laughing this much 😂
Ruben: I'm crying 😂
Jonas: I hate you all 😐
Danilo: Liar
Mariano: Anyway... good luck @
EnzoEnzo: Thank you 😄
Enzo: I didn't want to leave but someone said it's for the best 😒
Zidane: Meh
Lucas S: Good luck out there!
Enzo: Thanks 😊
Martin: Can't wait till I'm back in Madrid 😊
Lucas S: Me either 😊
Cristiano: I can wait
Isco: Me too
Kiko: Bitter 😂
Martin: Haters 😎
Cristiano: Twerp 😒
Sergio: So when and where is this date?
Logan: Like hell are we gonna tell you
Martin: I'd bury myself alive before telling you 😒
Marcelo: But why?! 🙁
Logan: Because you're all going to show up and somehow ruin it from afar
James: How would you know that? 😐
Martin: Wild guess
Alvaro: Bullshit 😫
Logan: Don't keep your hopes up
Lucas V: But you'll tell us details after the date right?
Martin: Wrong
Nacho: Why nooooot?! 😭
Logan: You don't deserve details
Isco: Meanies 😔