Part 29 || Too Cruel

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Martin: GUYS GUESS WHAT!!!

Cristiano: You're not a bitch anymore?

Isco: You're not coming back to madrid?

Martin: No and no 😒

Luka: This is too cruel but too damn hilarious 😂😂😂

Martin: Guess again

Gareth: You were accused of bitch-craft and you're being thrown in a dungeon?

Martin: You guys suck. It's actually something you've all wanted

Jonas: What the hell did you do to them man? 😂

Lucas V: A nap?

Marco: More pizza?

Sergio: Another horse?

Martin: Agian, no

Toni: Then what the hell is it?! 😐

Martin: Logan and I are going on a date 😄

Jonas: WHAT?! 😨😨😨

Isco: OH GOD WHAT?!!!

Sergio: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!

Martin: Yup

Dani: OKAY DON'T FREAK OUT

Luka: KEEP CALM

Gareth: THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING

Logan: Idiots 😂😂😂

Marcelo: Don't call us idiots. This is what we all wanted

Nacho: I just squealed wtf 😰

Sergio: No one's judging. We could all be in your place

Cristiano: This is what we always wanted 😄

Pepe: BUT WAIT 😲

Luka: What?

Pepe: If rude and annoying Martin dates rude and annoying Logan, how will we tolerate both of them anymore?! 😨

Logan: 😒

Martin: 😒

Gareth: Uh-oh

Isco: K break up

Logan: We haven't started dating yet 😲

Jonas: On the other hand if they date they'll be busy with each other instead of bothering you 🙂

Lucas V: Maybe

Jonas: But I don't want anyone near my sister. Back off 😡

Martin: Too late

Logan: As if you ever cared about anything in my life anyway 🙄

Jonas: But you won't spend time with me anymore 😔

Marcelo: This is breaking my heart 🙁

Keylor: Mine too 😢

James: That's it. You're not dating.  Forget it

Martin: Cute. You're talking like we're gonna actually listen

Logan: Mhm

Martin: Date is still on. Go cry on your own 😆

Dani: Fine. Whatever 😒

Logan: Do you want to know something funny that happened last night?

Toni: Sure

Mateo: What is it?

Logan: Jonas talks in his sleep

Marco: That's not funny

Jonas: Logan no 😨

Logan: Wait 😒

Toni: Let her finish ☺

Marco: Ok sorry 😅

Logan: Usually he says things in German or gibberish or just fragments of sentences

Fabio: Still waiting for the funny part

Logan: But last night his true colors came out...

Jonas: Oh God! No! 😖

Carlos: Here it comes. . .

Logan: I heard him from my room yelling "Guys, it's time to bedazzle everything" 😂

Marcelo: WHAAAAAH 😂

Raphael: Were you to trying to be #fabulous? 😂😂😂

Jonas: Congratulations on the twins, Cristiano 😁

Toni: Don't change the subject 😂

Karim: I shouldn't be laughing this much 😂

Ruben: I'm crying 😂

Jonas: I hate you all 😐

Danilo: Liar

Mariano: Anyway... good luck @
Enzo

Enzo: Thank you 😄

Enzo: I didn't want to leave but someone said it's for the best 😒

Zidane: Meh

Lucas S: Good luck out there!

Enzo: Thanks 😊

Martin: Can't wait till I'm back in Madrid 😊

Lucas S: Me either 😊

Cristiano: I can wait

Isco: Me too

Kiko: Bitter 😂

Martin: Haters 😎

Cristiano: Twerp 😒

Sergio: So when and where is this date?

Logan: Like hell are we gonna tell you

Martin: I'd bury myself alive before telling you 😒

Marcelo: But why?! 🙁

Logan: Because you're all going to show up and somehow ruin it from afar

James: How would you know that? 😐

Martin: Wild guess

Alvaro: Bullshit 😫

Logan: Don't keep your hopes up

Lucas V: But you'll tell us details after the date right?

Martin: Wrong

Nacho: Why nooooot?! 😭

Logan: You don't deserve details

Isco: Meanies 😔

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