Frank: Can someone change my name back to normal?
Luka: Sergio is in charge of that.
Frank: Then, Sergio, can you change it back? Please?
Sergio: I can. But I won't!
Pepe: Why is Sergio in charge of the groupchat?!
Cristiano: He's the admin.
James: That doesn't mean he gets to use that against us.
Lucas: ^true.
Dani: Someone else should be in charge of the groupchat.
Marcelo: I can.
Cristiano: No, not you. Sit down.
Marcelo: I didn't even stand up.
Cristiano: Whatever.
Martin: You use that word a lot, Cris.
Cristiano: It's the easiest response.
Cristiano: And it's "Cristiano" for you, not cris, you little shit.
Alvaro M: Just because Martin's a cooler guy than you, you don't get to be mean to him, Cristiano.
Keylor: ^he's right.
Isco: ^HE'S ALIVE!!!
Luka: Speaking of alive, where's Toni?
Sergio: Busy with the Euro's 😑
Frank: Now, Sergio, don't be bitter. That attitude doesn't look good on you!
Toni: Actually, I've been asleep.
Martin: I envy you. Taking a nap sounds better than arguing with Hey, you.
Marcelo: GAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Frank: Thank you for bringing that back, Martin!
Sergio: Maybe I should change the names back.
Frank: NAMES?! IT'S ONLY MY NAME THAT SHOULD BE CHANED.
Sergio: Fine, puta. I'll change it back.
~Sergio Ramos changed 'Frank' to 'Gary'~
Gary: RAMOS!!! I WARN YOU!
~Sergio Ramos changed 'Gary' to 'Gareth'~
Sergio: Happy, puta?!
Gareth: Very!
Cristiano: This is all Martin's fault!
Martin: Whatever floats your boat.
Lucas: Great job, Martin, being the bigger guy.
Cristiano: He can only dream of being bigger than me.
Martin: K 😊 Idc.
Cristiano: Just wait till I get on vacation, and you'll regret having that big mouth.
Martin: K. Bye.
Lucas: Why is Martin suddenly so funny?
Martin: I'm always this funny.
Toni: He just needed to leave his shell.
Logan: Good to know.
Sergio: LOGAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!
