Logan: So Jonas doesn't believe that I text you guys 😧
Cristiano: Sorry, but who's Jonas?
Logan: My brother.
Cristiano: Oookayyy.
Sergio: Logan.
Logan: Ha?
Sergio: Add him to the groupchat.
Logan: Why?!
Marcelo: We're teaching him a lesson.
Logan: Haha okay.
~Logan added Jonas to the groupchat~
Jonas: What is this? Where am I?! 😨
Logan: Calm down blödmann 😑
Toni: 😂😂😂
Jonas: Seriously, who are all of these?
Luka: We are the Real Madrid players.
Jonas: Ha. Yeah sure. And I'm Chris Hemsworth 😂
James: Really?!
Dani: No, James. He's not. He's Logan's brother.
Logan: Jo this is Real Madrid players' groupchat and they are the players.
Jonas: Nope. Still don't believe it.
Logan: Fine. Then look at their profile pictures 😧
Cristiano: Hello!
Jonas: OMG WHAT?!?!?!
Toni: Hallo! 😊
Alvaro: Sup 😊
Jonas: OH MY GOD! THESE ARE THE REAL PLAYERS 😰
Cristiano: Yep.
Jonas: This is awesome!!! Logan how did you start texting them?
Marcelo: Martin added her by mistake.
Martin: COME. ON!!! 😧
Lucas V: Not Martin. I added her by mistake.
Jonas: Why do you have her number? 🤔
Lucas V: Idk. I don't know whose number I thought it was.
Toni: I have a feeling someone's waiting for you to text or call them.
Lucas V: Me too 😧
Jonas: TONI KROOS! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 😭
Logan: Jonas you're embarrassing me 😒
Jonas: Well excuse me. I don't text famous football players everyday 😐
Logan: Whatever. I do 😊
Gareth: Dani how are you feeling?
Mateo: What's wrong with him?
Sergio: He's been sick for a few days.
Mateo: Oh. Okay. How are you?
Dani: Better. It was just a cold. Now it's just a bad headache that seems to come and go.
Isco: Hi! 🙋
Dani: Here it comes 😒
Pepe: AAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
Cristiano: Damn. That's brutal 😂😂😂
Isco: Okay. I see how it is 😔
James: Isco and I are oppressed in this group 😒
Luka: Well you two are prone to be mocked, so why not 😊
Isco: Thanks. I feel much better now 😐
Jonas: This may seem over-dramatic and I may sound pathetic
Logan: It is and you are.
Jonas: But this groupchat is the best thing to happen to me this whole year
Marcelo: This is the best thing that happened to you this year?
Jonas: Yeah
Martin: I feel sorry for you.
Cristiano: Martin please go bitch somewhere else, you owl
Martin: How polite of you 😑
Logan: And they say teenagers are rude
Pepe: All you and Martin ever did in this groupchat is prove this theory right
Alvaro: Btw Jonas how old are you?
Jonas: 17 years old
James: But Logan is 17
Logan: Twins 👫
James: Oh
Martin: That's cool
Jonas: Not really
Logan: Same as having a sibling younger or older than you
Martin: Terrible
Dani: Can soneone come to my house to take Lucas away? 😒
Toni: Why is he in your house?
Marco: How did he get in?
Dani: I let him in without knowing who was on the door. And he's coming to help me get better actually
Alvaro: How?
Lucas: I made him a nice hot cup of tea 😊
Dani: It was cold
Lucas: A nice cup of tea
Dani: It was horrible
Lucas: A cup of tea 😐
Dani: I'm not sure it was even tea
Lucas: Cup 😒
Toni: I'm on my way 😂
Jonas: Take me with you 😩
Logan: STOP THIS 😲
Jonas: Why so angry?! 🙄
Logan: You're an embarrassment 😖
Cristiano: Leave him alone Logan
Logan: This is family business Cristiano. Stay out of it 😒
Jonas: I thought you're an asshole to me only. Turns out you're like that with everyone
Martin: Can I meet him? He's awesome 🙄
Luka: No. We don't want you teaching him your ways.
Gareth: One problem is enough 😒
Martin: I feel loved 😑
