Part 21 || Terrible Walk

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Dani: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WALK WITH ISCO!!! 😡

Lucas: What did he do?

Dani: HE'S AS SLOW AS A TURTLE WALKING ON EGGS!

Isco: The problem isn't me. You walk like your ass is on fire.

Dani: That's because I had places to be and we were already late.

Isco: You still got there.

Dani: AN HOUR LATER!!!

Isco: K. How can I pay for that?

Dani: I'll think of something.

Toni: That was the most I've laughed in so long 😂😂😂

Cristiano: You're fighting like two teenage girls.

Marcelo: Like Logan and Martin 😂

Logan: Again with this! 😧

Martin: Do you have to talk about teenagers in every chance you get?!

Sergio: Yes we do.

Logan: That's it. You guys are being too rude to ignore. I'm leaving.

~Logan left the groupchat~

Gareth: I hope you guys are happy!

Pepe: We didn't mean for that to happen.

Luka: Martin, are you upset too?

Martin: I would be, but honestly I don't really care what you say.

James: That's the spirit 😀

Gareth: It's a shitty spirit, but a spirit nonetheless.

Sergio: Bring Logan back you nasty idiots.

Lucas: I'm on it.

~Lucas added "Logan" to the groupchat~

Logan: I hope you're done mocking.

Pepe: Yes. We're sorry.

Cristano: ^^^

Marcelo: ^^^

Gareth:

Gareth: Do you think I should lose the shirt?

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Gareth: Do you think I should lose the shirt?

Toni: Lose it? You might find it again. Man you should burn the stupid thing.

James: What was going on in your head while putting that thing on?

Dani: He's already a mess. Might as well be a hot mess right?

Gareth: Did you just call me hot?!

Dani: Nope. I just said you look terrible.

Cristiano: Being rude is a whole new attitude in this groupchat.

Logan: Gee! I wonder who started that!

Cristiano: Martin?

Logan: NO! YOU!!!

Cristiano: Oh! Whoops!

Martin: My thing is the sarcastic comments, not being rude.

Cristiano: Riiiiiight!

Lucas: Now... Dani, did you think of something?

Dani: No. But I still want to punish him.

Sergio: I want to punish Isco everytime his mouth is open and sound is coming from it. That's never good.

Isco: Well fine. I screwed up big time. Happy? 😡

Cristiano: With what? Given your daily life experiences, you have to be more specific.

Luka: 😂😂😂

Enzo: Question: Is there a purpose for us being here?

Luca: ^

Marcos: ^^

Borja: I'm not even in the team anymore. Why am I still in this?!

~"Borja Mayoral" left the groupchat~

Gareth: We forgot you're even in the groupchat. If you wanna leave, go ahead.

Cristiano: And take Martin with you.

Martin: I'm not going anywhere.

Luca: Bye.

~"Enzo Zidane" left the groupchat~

~"Luca Zidane" left the groupchat~

~"Marcos Llorente" left the groupchat~

Marcelo: The less, the merrier.

James: That's not how it goes.

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