One Helluva Team

Season 2: Episode 9: Apology Tour

(Forgive me for any spelling mistakes, I'm using a new keyboard and trying to get used to it's smaller size)

(Edit: Ok, so turns out I had completely mixed up the names of Coco and Apple with one another. Apple's the blonde one, Coco's got the afro. My fault for writing most of this while tired, lmao)

No POV 

This episode begins with Stolas sitting by the pool within his estate, reading as he spots a figure in the corner of his eye, climbing the side of the estate's wall. He looks over, knowing full well who it is as he sees Blitz who still wasn't taking this breakup seriously

Blitz: "Heeeello, hello, hello Stolas. You have- AH!"

He's cut off as he falls to the ground but quickly stands up like nothing happened, fighting off a carnivorous plant that tried to make him into its next meal

Blitz: "You haven't been answering my texts and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So what gives?" 

Stolas, who went back to reading his book, responded to Blitz, clearly tired of his presence already

Stolas: "I was hoping my lack of ha ha's in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now" 

Blitz: "Oh come on, Stolas, we just had a rough night. 'sides, you always want to hear from me~" 

While saying that last part suggestively, he pulls the book down from Stolas, interrupting his attempt at reading more of his book. Realizing he wouldn't get any peace soon, Stolas sighs before closing his book and looking to Blitz

Stolas: "Blitz, what is it you want?"

Blitz: "I wanna feel like i'm earning my way to earth. Kay? So get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can fuck it!" 

Blitz would get closer and closer to Stolas as he finished that sentence while Stolas looked more and more disgusted with Blitz's attitude before responding sarcastically while getting out of the lounge chair he was resting upon

Stolas: "Wow. Poetry. I'm sure such a statement would have had me swooning by now" 

As he walks off, Blitz realized just how stupid that sentence was, but for the wrong reasons as he tries to save this conversation

Blitz: "Uhhh, I- sh- Yeah, sure that wa- ok, that was a pretty way for me to say it- But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit" 

Stolas glared at Blitz who just wasn't getting the message 

Blitz: "Come on, we don't do words. We do sex"

Stolas: "As shocking as this might seem, Blitz. I don't think I'm in the mood to "Do sex" with you. In fact, I don't think I'm even in the mood to do words with you! So how about you respect that" 

He tried to walk off, but Blitz wasn't done yet. He follows after Stolas, trying to weasel his way back into his good graces with words 

Blitz: "Oh come on, Stolas. You can't mean that. You always love seeing this~" 

He tried to pose seductively, but it was ineffective on the Goetia Prince. If anything, it had the opposite effect on Stolas as he looked heartbroken still as he walks to the nearby table and grabs a pamphlet

Stolas: "Seeing you right now is hard! I don't want to feel worse than I already do. It's bad enough that I got an invite to this anti-Blitzo party. 'An honorary invite for being your freshest ex'"

Blitz looked enraged at the idea of a party of people celebrating their hatred for him

Blitz: "Anti Blitzo party?! Who the fuck is behind this??!"